Add this to the menu babe...(This actual sign/display is, as I type this, up in a little wine/beer outlet here in Redwood Valley that usually features our newest brews and wines that we want to slowly test and offer to the local College kids and boozers...the owner said he would check out XPT when he gets home tonight... )








Food/Dietary Fetishes like Ceara's Feet Jelly (or even my marinated hot dog idea) will replace Cum Farting as the porn industry $$$ hypergrowth $$$ niche for 2007.

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I wonder if Ceara will ever be asked to provide nutritional information for any of her Fetish Dietary/Food products.

*SHAZAM* Burglar is hit with a momentary blast of insanity/Genius to help Ceara's growing fetish business. Let's conjure up a menu to help the wayward, hopeless weirdo's who want to buy stuff from her. How does this sound for a starter....

"Ceara's Marinated Hot Dogs"

Essentially, Ceara offers to any interested fucktard a hot dog that she inserts and holds in her twat for a specified length of time .... 30 minute wiener = 100 bucks
60 minute wiener = 175 bucks
90 minute wiener = 250 bucks....and so forth. This could revolutionize the Food Fetish Niche Market, much like Willy Wonka's Gum that turned Violet Bouregard into Blueberry.


I'm always thinking....

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