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Are there any discounts for diarrhea? I'd figure if the poop was runny it would come with a half sale or something. And what are your rates Ceara? Do you charge by the pound or by the turd?



Someone who eats shit isnt concerned about how much it weighs or runny it is, just as long as it comes out of a pretty girl they're happy. It isnt something I sell terribly often but when I do the price depends on how much the buyer has and how well I milk it out of him.



Ceara I just want to say that I'd never do anything like this for any other girl!