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This is ben, and it looks like xmas has come early for him.
Good Call dude, I didnt think of that....I might have flagrantly and maliciously stated that this "man" is Kyoto's 100% Jewish Cousin, but I doubt Ceara's "Feet Jelly" is even remotely near Kosher dietary standards...
I wonder if Ceara will ever be asked to provide nutritional information for any of her Fetish Dietary/Food products.
*SHAZAM* Burglar is hit with a momentary blast of insanity/Genius to help Ceara's growing fetish business. Let's conjure up a menu to help the wayward, hopeless weirdo's who want to buy stuff from her. How does this sound for a starter....
"Ceara's Marinated Hot Dogs"
Essentially, Ceara offers to any interested fucktard a hot dog that she inserts and holds in her twat for a specified length of time .... 30 minute wiener = 100 bucks
60 minute wiener = 175 bucks
90 minute wiener = 250 bucks....and so forth. This could revolutionize the Food Fetish Niche Market, much like Willy Wonka's Gum that turned Violet Bouregard into Blueberry.
I'm always thinking....
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Are you gonna eat that?