A lot of you know about the feuds lex and i have had, but i have figured it out. He is a Homo floresiensis, those new weird monkey men type things that was discovered a few days ago (if anyone has a picture for the love of god upload it to this thread). It all makes sense now, i have to find a way to get some of his DNA, meliss i hate to ask you but i might need you to do a scene with him and bring back any bodily fluids he releases, if thats okay?. I couldn't put my finger on it, it always got to me that he talked like Jangle Leg from Life played by bernie mac as picture below on the right.



Man on the right taught lex how to speak.


Ohh yeah lex my crew is out looking for you, you owe me $3000 bitch and its time to collect.



Monkey's crew on the hunt for lex.