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#66340 - 10/29/04 08:02 PM Truth behind Lex Steele
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	A lot of you know about the feuds lex and i have had, but i have figured it out. He is a Homo floresiensis, those new weird monkey men type things that was discovered a few days ago (if anyone has a picture for the love of god upload it to this thread). It all makes sense now, i have to find a way to get some of his DNA, meliss i hate to ask you but i might need you to do a scene with him and bring back any bodily fluids he releases, if thats okay?. I couldn't put my finger on it, it always got to me that he talked like Jangle Leg from Life played by bernie mac as picture below on the right. Man on the right taught lex how to speak. Ohh yeah lex my crew is out looking for you, you owe me $3000 bitch and its time to collect. Monkey's crew on the hunt for lex. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#66341 - 10/29/04 10:48 PM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: A lot of you know about the feuds lex and i have had, but i have figured it out. He is a Homo floresiensis, those new weird monkey men type things that was discovered a few days ago (if anyone has a picture for the love of god upload it to this thread). I could get with this theory, except Lex's dick is as big as one whole Homo Floresiensis. Melis could use one of them as a dildo. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#66342 - 10/30/04 05:56 AM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Lex? Yoohoo? Le-ex? Attachments 61056-hobbitbitch.jpg (13 downloads) _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#66343 - 10/30/04 05:57 AM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Le-ex? I'm talking to you . . . . Attachments 61057-homo_erectus.gif (15 downloads) _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#66344 - 10/31/04 01:02 AM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I hate Lex steele and i hope he gets prostate cancer. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#66345 - 10/31/04 04:04 AM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	I keep expecting Charles Murray to log on and say, See? I told you! _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#66346 - 10/31/04 08:21 PM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
MyBeautifulPussy ADT regular Registered: 10/31/04 Posts: 9 Loc: Somewhere, adoring Mary Carey.	Speaking of Lex, can someone tell me why he wears shorts with the crotch cut out of them in so many of his films? He looks silly. _________________________
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#66347 - 10/31/04 11:43 PM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
XXXbitionist Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/03/04 Posts: 703 Loc: blue state.....red county...	I think it makes his dick look bigger...not that he needs anything to make it look bigger.. _________________________ Proud to live in a Blue State!
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#66348 - 11/01/04 03:16 AM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Speaking of Lex, can someone tell me why he wears shorts with the crotch cut out of them in so many of his films? He looks silly. He does?. What a fairy, ohh great i smell another lawsuit, goat lawyer isn't going to be happy (eats grass). _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#66349 - 11/02/04 09:12 AM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
MyBeautifulPussy ADT regular Registered: 10/31/04 Posts: 9 Loc: Somewhere, adoring Mary Carey.	Quote: I think it makes his dick look bigger...not that he needs anything to make it look bigger.. A guy as big as he is definitely doesn't need help. I thought that maybe he wears shorts because he has had gay sex and doesn't want anyone to see his stretched out hole. _________________________
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#66350 - 11/02/04 02:30 PM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	MyBeautifulPussy=Mary Cary _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#66351 - 11/02/04 03:18 PM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
XXXbitionist Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/03/04 Posts: 703 Loc: blue state.....red county...	[quote}I thought that maybe he wears shorts because he has had gay sex and doesn't want anyone to see his stretched out hole. OOOOOOHHHHH....now there is a good rumor to start? _________________________ Proud to live in a Blue State!
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#66352 - 11/02/04 09:36 PM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
MyBeautifulPussy ADT regular Registered: 10/31/04 Posts: 9 Loc: Somewhere, adoring Mary Carey.	Quote: MyBeautifulPussy=Mary Cary Sorry, no. _________________________
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#66353 - 11/03/04 04:04 AM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Sorry, no. AHHHHHH, MyBeautifulPussy= garfield, it makes sense he loves the term pussy and throws it into nearly every post to hide his homosexuality and no one else uses the like garfield does. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#66354 - 11/03/04 04:08 AM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	MyBeautifulPussy=Jenna Haze. I'm just trying to think of girls(maybe some guys ) with beautiful pussies. Let's see .. . . . . Cameron James Angelica Knight Mel John Garfield Shit, this could go on forever . . . . _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#66355 - 11/03/04 04:18 AM Re: Truth behind Lex Steele
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I'm just trying to think of girls(maybe some guys ) with beautiful pussies. Let's see .. . . . . Cameron James Angelica Knight Mel John Garfield LOL, theres a few. Krystal steal, cindy crawford, tera patrick (lowlife), devon michaels has a nice purple one shame shes a meathead. As for garfield theres no nude pics of him, surely if he has made porn he has been caught nude on film, we need some naked pictures of garfield. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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