so that's what Hank the drunken dwarf evolved from :

Find 'rewrites knowledge of human evolution,' scientists say

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6346939/?GT1=5472

In an astonishing discovery that could rewrite the history of human evolution, scientists say they have found the skeleton of a new human species, a dwarf, marooned for eons in a tropical Lost World while modern humans rapidly colonized the rest of the planet.