dammit, monkey's gone a day and everyone declares themselves the future of the cage. i'm hoping monkey comes back, strings his bow and starts wasting suitors, homeric-like.

at least the arab seems to be back to soften the loss of the monkey--hmm...coincidence?? nah, no one person can be that funny, that'd be like 12 steve martins. the creative genius of the monkey is rare--talking about things is easy, but creating something to talk about isn't. fuck, i'll make it through life fine just being above-retarded and leeching off of abstract sums of money justified by big words. but dudes like monkey, they're the ones that come up with stuff like the easter bunny and getting gene ross to print things of like plausibility. shitbitch, these trips to iraq and to lugubrious states need to stop so this place ends up rightfully more entertaining than porn.