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#66013 - 10/27/04 07:04 PM No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
...amounts to almost no posts; and I'm not verbose enough to pick up the slack.
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#66014 - 10/27/04 07:23 PM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Cleetus was at the chat for a little bit but didn't stick around. Wimp!
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#66015 - 10/27/04 08:29 PM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I think CLeetus is busy with some shit. He'll be back.
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#66016 - 10/27/04 09:08 PM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
I'm doing my best here, but I don't know if I can handle all three.

(lean back)

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#66017 - 10/27/04 09:23 PM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
XXXporntalk has been Monkey-free for 25 hours now.
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#66018 - 10/27/04 09:36 PM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Okay, I've attacked Fayner and John Garfield. Next I need to pick a fight with Kyoto and add some
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#66019 - 10/28/04 05:31 AM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
feel free to take a shot at my busted up ass or weight.

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#66020 - 10/28/04 08:04 AM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

XXXporntalk has been Monkey-free for 25 hours now.




Haha...not really.

He PM'ed ME!!!!!!!!!
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#66021 - 10/28/04 10:19 AM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
dammit, monkey's gone a day and everyone declares themselves the future of the cage. i'm hoping monkey comes back, strings his bow and starts wasting suitors, homeric-like.

at least the arab seems to be back to soften the loss of the monkey--hmm...coincidence?? nah, no one person can be that funny, that'd be like 12 steve martins. the creative genius of the monkey is rare--talking about things is easy, but creating something to talk about isn't. fuck, i'll make it through life fine just being above-retarded and leeching off of abstract sums of money justified by big words. but dudes like monkey, they're the ones that come up with stuff like the easter bunny and getting gene ross to print things of like plausibility. shitbitch, these trips to iraq and to lugubrious states need to stop so this place ends up rightfully more entertaining than porn.
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#66022 - 10/28/04 10:25 AM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Try this for coincidence. Cleetus and Tantas' Daddy both gone. hmmmm

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#66023 - 10/28/04 12:26 PM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Edited in the interest of not talking about my nuts so much.



Edited by Toelicker (10/28/04 12:33 PM)
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#66024 - 10/28/04 01:38 PM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Try this for coincidence. Cleetus and Tantas' Daddy both gone. hmmmm



Hey I'm back. Just that work is a bit of a bitch right now. It looks like it will be until the middle of Dec.
But I will be here when I can, sorry no conspiracy.
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#66025 - 10/28/04 02:45 PM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

so this place ends up rightfully more entertaining than porn.




I agree with all of your post even though I snipped some of it.

xpt is already more entertaining than porn itself. It's the anal, the gonzo, the gagfactor of tomorrow. It'll stay that way with or without the smelly monkey

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#66026 - 10/28/04 02:52 PM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:

so this place ends up rightfully more entertaining than porn.




I agree with all of your post even though I snipped some of it.

xpt is already more entertaining than porn itself. It's the anal, the gonzo, the gagfactor of tomorrow. It'll stay that way with or without the smelly monkey




Time will tell.
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#66027 - 10/28/04 08:22 PM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Quote:

XXXporntalk has been Monkey-free for 25 hours now.




Damn We R even counting the hrs....
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#66028 - 10/28/04 08:38 PM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:


Damn We R even counting the hrs....




And i bet he s loving every minute of it...
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#66029 - 10/28/04 08:57 PM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Damn We R even counting the hrs....



xxxpt has been Monkey-free for 48 hours now.
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#66030 - 10/29/04 06:25 AM Re: No Monkey, no Cleetus, no Smartt...
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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the creative genius of the monkey is rare--talking about things is easy, but creating something to talk about isn't.




Agreed.The monkey is truly gifted.The board doesn't look as good without feces being thrown all around.
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