Welcome everyone to the first post of the Monstar cage.

I am merely awaiting the paper work to be signed and dotted and the changes will come into effect.

As the name shall change so will the attitude of the board.

adult entertainment actresses shall now be referred to as Pornstars or variant there of, no longer in derogatory terms such as whore and the like.

they should be revered and we should be so lucky to see them in all their nakedness.

I can only hope that I can lead this board into greatness, as my predecessor did before me, but with a open hand outreached to our icons of xxx

A new day has dawned , my friends.

That sounds suspiciously like ADT, fellow man.

is this a joke....? or is Monkey truly leaving, BTW Nice website Bro, like the pics & articles

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Give me my Monkey back!!!

hahahahahaha

I feel like my nuts just got sledghammered.

Yeah if We R loosing Monkey...that kinda sucks, is this true or a joke...?

The Monkey is my god

i did'nt realize they were going to put up a Gay Porn section?

*ahem* as i was saying.....

Thank you Malice

Thank you Mr. Jeff

and most of all, thank you, the readers, the fans of adult entertainment for giving me this opportunity

god bless America.

and all the superstars of porn that deserve our love and admiration

Yeah what fun would it be to actually show the ladies of the industry some respect. I think the fellas here feel much better being able to put them down every chance they get. I can't see these guys having much fun treating these young ladies with even an ounce of respect so I wish you the best Monstar in running this board. If you can't detect the BS in that you aren't as smart as I'm trying to give you credit for being.

dude, don't make generalizations about this board. I think some here are misogynists/idiots, some aren't serious no matter what they say, and some worship these sluts. I respect the babes that have self respect no matter what they do, but then again somebody has got to call a skank a skank and a bitch a bitch, but who wants to mindlessly kiss their asses? That's what ADT is for...

Yeah there is freedom on this board, and if you choose to take advantage of it by picking on a porn chick then be prepared to be flamed by the other users who take offense or with regard to most of the females here- they themselves will give you an earful. If you prefer the coddling of pornstars than perhaps Adt should be your chosen home. Why are you here anyway- and especially in the cage.

Bump. dig it. the time has come.

It's still funny, and it could happen.

I'd go for a Floofin Cage. Not in lieu of the Monkey Cage but as a compliment.

We don't really need a Monstar Cage. There's already a monstar website (www.contractpornstarstds.com, if I recall correctly).

Well shucks that's decent of you. Sapping through the wires to snipe now and then just carries so much less responsibility. We all know who butters the bread around here.