I know this is bullshit but I'll play along as follows:

1. If you're not writing for Reno 911 you should be.
2. If you are writing for Reno 911, and get an offer that you feel will fail, then you should just mail it in- you don't need your name associated with bullshit.
3. If you're not writing for Reno 911 but want to, then give it your best effort and cc: the PRODUCERS of Reno 911. (Not the writers- they'll steal your ideas out of jealousy)

Add "undecided" to your poll then I'll vote. As in this upcoming presidential election, I need the comfort of a third party to confidently cast my ballot.