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#65832 - 10/26/04 01:23 PM Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
simp Offline
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Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
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I've jerked off to that clip five times now. I just can't help myself. It must've been awful for her. Watching her awkward suffering in public gets me rock hard. If she commits suicide over it, I can throw away my porn and just use her music videos and cd's. Who's with me?




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#65833 - 10/26/04 01:29 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Any links to the clip? I haven't been fortunate enough to see this.

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#65834 - 10/26/04 01:31 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
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#65835 - 10/26/04 01:49 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
ChickenMaster Offline
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Posts: 3178
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try www.big-boys.com or www.skoopy.com




Thanks Bornyo

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#65836 - 10/26/04 02:58 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
i keep telling myself sure i get pissed on but thats better than what happened to Ashlee!!

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#65837 - 10/26/04 02:59 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

i keep telling myself sure i get pissed on but thats better than what happened to Ashlee!!





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#65838 - 10/26/04 04:13 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
Le Sick Fuck Offline
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Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 295
It turns out that Ashlee's a fucking hypocrite as well.

From IMDB;



Ashlee Simpson Owns Up To Lip-Syncing


Ashlee Simpson has owned up to lip-syncing, following an embarrassing Saturday night slip-up on live TV. The brunette singer, younger sister of Jessica Simpson, made an appearance on long-running comedy show Saturday Night Live, where she performed her hit single "Pieces Of Me." But when she was due to sing "Autobiography" track later on in the show, a pre-recorded track of her voice singing Pieces of Me began playing while Simpson was holding her microphone to the side and had her mouth closed - forcing her to exit the stage. And while she initially blamed her band for the incident, she now writes on her website that her voice was overworked. She says, "I'll hold my head high and say I think it was silly of me to do it, silly of me to blame the band, I was just so f**king embarrassed. But I don't think it did me much harm, and people will see that soon." A Saturday Night Live spokesperson says Simpson had planned to use a backing track, a common concert aid which allows singers to either mime or sing along with a guide-vocal track, to augment her voice. A statement from Simpson's record label blamed a "computer glitch" which triggered "a cut from her album" to play instead of a drum cue. The blunder has been all the more embarrassing for Simpson, because she recently expressed her disapproval of lip-syncing in an interview with Lucky magazine, explaining, "I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going to let my real talent show, not just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip- sync. It's just not me."


I think this site has the video, but I'm not 100% sure.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ashlee-snl.html
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#65839 - 10/26/04 05:01 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Amazing ! Only sportswami and wankus know how it feels to be humiliated like this . All 3 should climb under a rock some where and die .

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#65840 - 10/26/04 05:02 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
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Quote:

Amazing ! Only sportswami and wankus know how it feels to be humiliated like this . All 3 should climb under a rock some where and die .




Preferably on another planet.
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#65841 - 10/26/04 05:47 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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"I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going to let my real talent show, not just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-sync. It's just not me."




Time for a new .signature tagline... Porn girls quit using body doubles for anal scenes ten years ago, yet Ashlee can't sing?

Here's a convincing explanation:
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By DAVID BAUDER, AP Television Writer

NEW YORK - If Ashlee Simpson's stomach was upset Saturday night, imagine how she's feeling now. The 19-year-old singer was busted for a "Saturday Night Live" lip-synch gone awry. Her manager-father said Monday his daughter used the extra help because acid reflux disease had made her voice hoarse.




And what does SNL have to say for themselves? It's not as though they weren't part of this.

PS. I thought "acid reflux disease" was just an infomercial marketing creation?
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#65842 - 10/26/04 05:57 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
GARFIELD Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
that is hilarious....she should know by now anyway the only reson she has a career is b/c of her older sister who can't sing either but is hot as all hell
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#65843 - 10/26/04 06:37 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
Ozzie Offline
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Registered: 12/29/03
Posts: 538
Loc: Australia
Quote:

the only reson she has a career is b/c of her older sister who can't sing either but is hot as all hell




Ashlee's hot too
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#65844 - 10/26/04 06:38 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
neo Offline
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Registered: 07/02/04
Posts: 72
Stupid bitch she deserves all the shit that gets thrown at her and her pimp old man .


Edited by neo (10/26/04 06:39 PM)
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#65845 - 10/26/04 07:05 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
Ali G. 13 Offline
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Registered: 05/27/04
Posts: 144
Loc: Los Angeles
Quote:

i keep telling myself sure i get pissed on but thats better than what happened to Ashlee!!




Lol. Kami you're alright by me

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#65846 - 10/26/04 07:20 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
Hypnocock Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
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I've jerked off to that clip five times now. I just can't help myself. It must've been awful for her. Watching her awkward suffering in public gets me rock hard. If she commits suicide over it, I can throw away my porn and just use her music videos and cd's. Who's with me?








...I am...it would have been awesome if she had been mercilessly decapitated for that....I would have tossed all my porn too..
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#65847 - 10/26/04 08:52 PM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
simp Offline
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Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!
Quote:

Quote:

I've jerked off to that clip five times now. I just can't help myself. It must've been awful for her. Watching her awkward suffering in public gets me rock hard. If she commits suicide over it, I can throw away my porn and just use her music videos and cd's. Who's with me?








...I am...it would have been awesome if she had been mercilessly decapitated for that....I would have tossed all my porn too..






PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?????!!!!!!!



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#65848 - 10/27/04 10:36 AM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
lain Offline
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Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 94
Loc: la la land
thats what happens when you pretend to have talent. id like to see a clip of her crying and yelling at who ever was at fault...... he he he
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#65849 - 10/27/04 11:16 AM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Humiliation at its best.
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#65850 - 10/28/04 04:43 AM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
Tammi Lynn S. Offline
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Registered: 03/30/04
Posts: 192
Loc: Missouri
Well, Kami's right but what happened to Ashlee can be spun. Now, the video we'll be making in about six months of Kami in a leather corset squatting over Ashlee's naked, bound body and relieving herself while forcing Ashlee to eat Gen's pussy, that will be humiliating for Ashlee.

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#65851 - 10/28/04 06:46 AM Re: Ashlee Simpson humiliated on 'SNL'
Chixter GVision Offline
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Registered: 09/19/04
Posts: 41
Loc: NJ (peoples republic of)
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would love to see it.
Perhaps you can get a gargling soundtrack she can lip sync to while she is being a toilet.

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