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#65699 - 10/26/04 09:44 AM Proud to be a human urinal
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
why yes yes I am. Meatholes.com and pissmops.com needed a girl that was willing to humiliate herself one step further.
When you need a whore to degrade the best bet is one who loves pills and attention and has a stretchy bunghole.That Whore is me.

Well to get to the point I will be on Howard Stern telling the nation what a stupid cum bucket I am. This will be extra great cause I know my brothers listen (at work)and I know they have no idea lil sis has been gang bangin brothers (didnt you major in Biology?)

haha listen Nov 1st.

I will be talking about the levels I have sunk to and how proud I am to be the best pissmop meatcash could find (on short notice)

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#65700 - 10/26/04 09:51 AM Re: Proud to be a human urinal
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I wish I got HS in Canada. Is there an internet broadcast?

Best of luck Kami.

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#65701 - 10/26/04 10:46 AM Re: Proud to be a human urinal
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
im not sure, but it will end up on the E chanell eventually

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#65702 - 10/26/04 11:12 AM Re: Proud to be a human urinal
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I wish I got HS in Canada. Is there an internet broadcast?

Best of luck Kami.





You can download the binaries on the hs binary newsgroup:
alt.binaries.howard-stern

People even post the files between commercial breaks so you can hear it in almost real time.

intro to newsgroup binaries
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#65703 - 10/26/04 11:20 AM Re: Proud to be a human urinal
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
don't let Stern push you around Kami. decline getting naked and/or tickled unless them pay you 5 grand or more!

and DON'T kiss Howard's ass and say he's good-looking. he's a hideous, skinny Jew.

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#65704 - 10/26/04 01:38 PM Re: Proud to be a human urinal
simp Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!
I think I know what your brothers will be asking themselves when they find out.

Inter-Thread Poll: Is it just me, or is it less fun to watch a woman get degraded when she seems to have a sense of humor about it? Personally, it tends to kill it for me. I'd rather see an abrupt halt in their careers after a particularly degrading porn scene. That's the best thing about iafd.com, you can just about pinpoint when a girl leaves the business abruptly, her illusions shattered, her heart and soul crushed. "Jane Blow"-Dates active: 2001-2002. Here I am in 2004 jerking of to her getting throatfucked in 'Gag Factor', imagining her having run back to "normal life" traumatized, plagued by nightmares and regret. It's wonderful.
Here's an idea: How about if a porn woman who is sharp like Kami acts as if she leaves the biz traumatized? She'll go on talk shows like 'Sally Jessie' tearfully recounting how she wanted to be famous but was used and abusedand degraded far beyond what she expected, singling out one scene in particular that was the last straw. The company responsible for the scene in question would be paying her under the table, naturally, because sales will no doubt skyrocket after her public outcry. Not a bad idea. Would need a smart girl who's a convincing actress, though, which porn is by nature in short supply of.






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#65705 - 10/26/04 02:20 PM Re: Proud to be a human urinal
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Here's an idea: How about if a porn woman who is sharp like Kami acts as if she leaves the biz traumatized? She'll go on talk shows like 'Sally Jessie' tearfully recounting how she wanted to be famous but was used and abusedand degraded far beyond what she expected, singling out one scene in particular that was the last straw. The company responsible for the scene in question would be paying her under the table, naturally, because sales will no doubt skyrocket after her public outcry. Not a bad idea. Would need a smart girl who's a convincing actress, though, which porn is by nature in short supply of.





Simp, you're a genius. If the people producing porn were half as smart as you this would have been done back when Springer had his heyday. Shit, this girl could go beyond tabloid TV and get booked for 60 minutes, 48 hrs, the whole nine yards. After saturating TV, radio, and even "internet radio" plugging her ghost-written book, (which would, of course give all the dish on where the questionable videos were available), she could return to the studio that supposedly drove her from the biz and shoot one last triumphantly humiliating video and close it by telling them all to fuck off. (Through a phlegm covered face, of course).

Somebody needs to set this up...why not you, Simp?

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#65706 - 10/26/04 03:05 PM Re: Proud to be a human urinal
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
you know I used to hate linda lovelace but a few weeks ago i was like damn... i know baby.

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#65707 - 10/26/04 03:22 PM Re: Proud to be a human urinal
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

you know I used to hate linda lovelace but a few weeks ago i was like damn... i know baby.




I've never hated Linda Lovelace. If you think she was part of a plot like Simp describes, she should have at least kept her shit together long enough to film the last movie. She wasn't very strokeable even at her best- just very talented in an intriguing way.

We'll know we've been had when Traci Lords films her big cumback porno flick. (I hate it when I type shit like "cumback")

Love you Kami

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