Jeff,
I will not be able to make it to the next Bukkake. However I did manage to jack off several times while wearing condoms. I have sent them to your office in a plain brown box to your attention labeled "Danger This package contains CUM! Lots of it!"
Would you please keep my loads in your desk untill it is Bukkake time, at which point you can give it to Jim Lane to dump on the whores' face!
Thank you,

PHATBOY

P.S. Please do not refridgerate the cum as it will seperate into it's components and not look right on camera.
Thanks!