PHATBOY
Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Jeff,
I will not be able to make it to the next Bukkake. However I did manage to jack off several times while wearing condoms. I have sent them to your office in a plain brown box to your attention labeled "Danger This package contains CUM! Lots of it!"
Would you please keep my loads in your desk untill it is Bukkake time, at which point you can give it to Jim Lane to dump on the whores' face!
Thank you,
PHATBOY
P.S. Please do not refridgerate the cum as it will seperate into it's components and not look right on camera.
Thanks!
Jeff Steward
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
I received the box today.I asked the mailman to open it and when he saw the contents he got sick and stormed out of the building.Next time please label the box more carefully as your warning label must have fell off in transit.
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Le Sick Fuck
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/21/04
Posts: 295
Quote: I received the box today.I asked the mailman to open it and when he saw the contents he got sick and stormed out of the building.Next time please label the box more carefully as your warning label must have fell off in transit.
That's fucking sick!!!!
I'm strangely aroused by this however... Ooops, Brandon just called, he wants his gay back.
Sorry Brandon, just busting your balls.
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