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#65654 - 10/26/04 04:59 AM Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best man
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Well it was post on lukeford, my heart breaks yet again, fayner has found enough time inbetween doing drugs, updating lukeford and finding 3 hours a day to hate himself to get back with taylor. I do find it funny that Taylor declares her love for fayner the same week she moves out of her apartment though, but thats why im a cynical asshole and fayner's a delusional jew, it all comes full circle, the jesus juice is on me.


Can we somehow find a way to get gen to the wedding please, i will pay for her expenses as long as i get a tape of what happens.
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#65655 - 10/26/04 05:29 AM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best man
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
LMFAO....Monkey U should B a comedian
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#65656 - 10/26/04 08:59 AM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Do you think porn girls make for good wives?

"No. No matter what anyone tells you, or what I used to say all the time, I'm totally cool if my girl is banging someone else and coming home to me, it's just work. But it's just not true. If you have any pride in yourself, there's no way you want to be letting your girl do that ----. It's more like I'm a loser for not taking care of my girl and she has to go bang other guys for money. That sucks. It's hard to go through life like that. If you love a girl and you're letting her do this, it's because you can't take care of her properly.

"A lot of these girls don't want it any other way."




- Scott Fayner, a few days ago.
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#65657 - 10/26/04 10:25 AM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Im surprised bandit is still alive and kicking . By now I would have figured he would have been sold off for a bag of blow or at the very least left for dead some where .

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#65658 - 10/26/04 11:34 AM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best man
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
wow....is Bishop going to be the one conducting the service..
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#65659 - 10/26/04 12:27 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Im surprised bandit is still alive and kicking . By now I would have figured he would have been sold off for a bag of blow or at the very least left for dead some where .




Bandit might be dead. maybe Fayner could confirm or deny this. poor Bandit

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#65660 - 10/26/04 12:46 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best man
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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wow....is Bishop going to be the one conducting the service..




Shotgun wedding?

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#65661 - 10/26/04 12:54 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best man
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
At first I thought Monkey just made this up, Dave Barry style, but I looked at the website. Jeesh.

When it's a couple's second time around do you have to send a gift? What do you give a girl who has Fayner, anyway?

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#65662 - 10/26/04 12:55 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best man
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
a prepaid admit to Betty Ford
or the number to a spouse of drug addicts group in the area
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#65663 - 10/26/04 03:02 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
if your buying this i have some real estate in FL...

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#65664 - 10/26/04 03:17 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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if your buying this i have some real estate in FL...




But Kami, it is on his website. I wasn't planning on buying anything (I still don't think remarriages are gift-worthy) but if you're selling it I might. What else do you have for sale?

I'd like to see a video where a woman ties you up and cuts off your bangs. (In a sensual, loving kind of way). You got one of those for sale?

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#65665 - 10/26/04 04:09 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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When it's a couple's second time around do you have to send a gift?





Yes. i figure a STD is the perfect second time round gift, but then i figured Taylor is probably bringing that into the marriage so then i figured i could hire ashlee simpson to dance a jig at their wedding. Fayner your thoughts?.


p.s for those who haven't seen the SNL footage of ahslee simpson, do yourself a favor and check it out, what she does when she gets caught its unbelievable. I will never get sick of seeing it, ever.
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#65666 - 10/26/04 04:18 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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I'd like to see a video where a woman ties you up and cuts off your bangs. (In a sensual, loving kind of way). You got one of those for sale?




but ever since the forehead taunting I fear a bangless Kami

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#65667 - 10/26/04 04:20 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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but ever since the forehead taunting I fear a bangless Kami




Smartt's a fucking asshole bringing that shit up, go bangless. Smartt is fat, smelly and has a dehydrated hiv infested penis, who cares what he thinks.
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#65668 - 10/26/04 04:26 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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but ever since the forehead taunting I fear a bangless Kami




Fuck Smartt and the Garfield he rode in on. Let Melissa trim those bangs with a ginsu knife and expose your forehead to the world for all to see. Revel in your glory as streams of piss roll across your furrowed brow. It'd be good for a site called "BangBust"

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#65669 - 10/26/04 04:35 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
hahah
i do have a head shaving fantasy, but im on the giving end and its some one with really long pretty hair. Im sick but it gets me off.

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#65670 - 10/26/04 04:39 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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i do have a head shaving fantasy





Hey it worked for demi moore, ohh wait a minute. No it didn't. Do it anyways then post a pic. (ashlee dancing a jig)
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#65671 - 10/26/04 04:44 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

hahah
i do have a head shaving fantasy, but im on the giving end and its some one with really long pretty hair. Im sick but it gets me off.



Dru Barrymore had her head shaved bald in Takin' it to the Limit 5 in a lez scene.
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#65672 - 11/01/04 05:26 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
You might want to check today's edition of lukeford.com. Taylor went to a party dressed as Fayner, no joke. There's even pictures!

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#65673 - 11/01/04 06:09 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
No, she went as Brandon Teena ala Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry. Or is it that girl with whom Aileen Wournos shacked.
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#65674 - 11/02/04 06:35 AM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
Fayner's captions are that Taylor was dressed up as him so for 1 night there were 2 Fayners.

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#65675 - 11/02/04 02:32 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
No. Check again. She was Brandon Teena.

Man, GL, you are wrong a lot lately.

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#65676 - 11/03/04 04:58 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
Brandon Teena didn't have curly hair, she/he had straight hair in a butch style haircut. Who's wrong now, huh?

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#65677 - 11/03/04 06:22 PM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Can we at least agree on the fact that scott fayner went as taylor rain, you have seen the pics and the pants he was wearing, we can all agree on that right?.
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#65678 - 11/04/04 02:53 AM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Brandon Teena didn't have curly hair, she/he had straight hair in a butch style haircut. Who's wrong now, huh?




Oh shit. You got me. My tail is officially between my legos.

I found out she really went as Michael Moore. And don't give me that curly hair bullshit, he just got a perm.
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#65679 - 11/04/04 02:56 AM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Can we at least agree on the fact that scott fayner went as taylor rain, you have seen the pics and the pants he was wearing, we can all agree on that right?.




O-kayyyyyyyyy . . . . .

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#65680 - 11/04/04 03:44 AM Re: Fayner and taylor to remarry bandit named best
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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O-kayyyyyyyyy . . . . .




He is so scared of his own sexuality, wanker wang posted some pics (nothing hardcore) of a gay gangbang just before they got into no nudes and had a joke about it being linked to the election and fayner pulled it down the next day, yet he wears clothes out of the carson kresley closet, mixed signals, private eyes they're watching you, private eyyeeeeeeesssssss.


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