Well i just finished an online interview with John Garfield, he has made quite a name for himself here and i felt like it would be a good idea to hear a little bit about the man from the man himself. Here is how it went. (i have changed all the c's, u's bc, lmao into normal english, just in case you got worried)


Monkey: Hi John, so tell us how you got into the biz?

John: Well i went straight from high school into the armed services. I served in the united states marine corps for almost 2 years and had a friend there who did a little porn, i like the sound of it so did a few scenes and the rest is history.

Monkey: This was all straight stuff at the time, right?

John: Look Monkey, i want to make this perfectly clear. I never did or plan to do gay porn, EVER. Never.

Monkey: Ohh Okay, well where did all this talk of gay porn come from then?, because usually theres a hint of truth behind every story.

John: I don't know. Probably you.

Monkey: Lets move on. What happend between you and leanna heart?. You two don't like each other but up until now no one knows the reasons behind that.

John: Look, i liked leanna. Before i got into porn i had seen her stuff and have wanted to fuck her since then. I was in line to do a scene with her and when i met her on the set, she had a fucked up attitude , was drug fucked out of her mind and was cursing out everyone on the site. No one said anything to her but after an hour of putting up with this shit i finally did. Shit didn't go over too well and she started saying stuff like, don't you know who i am?. So thats when i lost it and called her a washed up whore and walked off the set. Thats basically it.

Monkey: Thats not very professional John, im sure thats not something uncommon on sets but you still have to bang out the scene.

John: Well i have never seen anything like that before and have never acted that way before. I'm sure if it happens in the future i will handle it better having been through it.

Monkey: I'm sorry to bring it back to this but the gay stuff. it seems to have caused quite a stir, and a lot of gay people have really taken to you. Although you have made it clear on doing gay stuff how does this make you feel, knowing you have fans all across the board?.

John: First off i'm not gay. Lets make that clear, but i have no problem with homosexuals that like me and my work, just don't cross that line thats all.

Monkey: Okay im going to ask some quick multiply choice questions

bush of kerry?

John: Bush

Monkey: Jenna or devon

John: Jenna

Monkey: kyoto or leanna

John: neither

Monkey: You have to pick one

John: leanna because she has tits


Monkey: Okay John, you have been a great sport here's my last question. When you get to heaven what would you like to hear god say to you?

John: Fuck i don't know

Monkey: Thanks

John: No problem.

fuck the rest. this is the best interview of the year. fuckin monkey.
any attempts by me to gain more importance than you in the adult entertainment community are futile after this crafting of journalistic fare.

teagan's new breast pale in comparison of the truth behind the man, john garfield and his continuing stuggle with his unheterosexuality.

U wanna know the funniest part of it...is the interview NEVER happened...although monkey is about 98% right with all of it...with who I'd pick between in the quick questions, with the Marines part, with how answers were worded, just as I really would only wrong part was the Leanna part(I never met her, only chatted) & in terms of getting in the Biz it was through bodybuilding, most fitness chics R stripper whores & bodybuilders will do porn for cash, so it is a good place to recruit for U agents...yes Monkey AWESOME simulated interview, very much right on....best of luck to U & everyone on this board except Kyoto(who hopefully gets hit by a bus)LOL

Nope...I do not plan to leave at all...I like the crowd here & bad pub is still pub My friend...I am just wishing everyone good luck as opposed to telling U all I hate U b/c I get along w/almost everyone here

It was a fun experience, John was great to work with, he said if it hurts just to pinch his leg, (does that sound familiar?). He popped my interview cherry and i couldn't think of a better person to do it with. I just asked the questions he answers them. Maybe meliss could be next?, brandon and gen would be high on my list too, but somehow i don't see that happening. Fayner's a great one too.

If U ever need Me for another interview anytime...Monkey

ok bois, don't start sucking each others dicks in public.

So who wrote the "story" of how you met Leeanna on set?

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So who wrote the "story" of how you met Leeanna on set?

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John did, after the interview i asked if he could give specifics, he said he didn't know what drugs she was on just that she was baked, eyes all fucked up slurring her insults and shit. I fear anyone whos life highlight is appearing on the jenny jones show.

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Dude. If Smelly Monkey says it you can take it to the fucking bank.

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Damn fucking straight, if its good enough for the communist hate mongers at adt and the fags at adult fyi then it should be good enough everywhere.

Actually, LeeAnna's also been on Howard Stern and the 1st season of Da Ali G Show (now available on DVD) but I don't think she considers Jenny Jones as a life highlight.

Now I'm confused because John says he only chatted with her, you're saying they were on set together. Which is it, dude?

I want to see leanna and john patch it up over a scene. Thats all im saying, maybe she can wear a fake moustache or something, to make everyone happy, what do you think?

I think this interview needs to be brought back for those who are more familiar with John garfield. This interview took place when Garfield was new here and has some interesting bits of info about the man, what makes him tick, what turns him on and what makes him the man he is. Enjoy.

as said many times B4 if U didn't talk about Me nobody would listen to U, bornyo...U little bitch

I think it would be cool for John and Maged to get into an argument.

I just think its interesting to look back at the garfield interview and learn about the great man, thats all.