If a mail-order Filipina bride is a "contrived marriage," and therefore subject to nullification (think of Martin del Taco and Hayley Paige), then surely Donkey swooping in to marry said bride is one too. At a minimum the monther can demand the estate be governed by a guardian ad leitim, who you can assume would not allow Donkey to use any of the estate for his folly.

Here is the current status of Doony's women:

Doony met Puy in Thailand and married her about 10 years ago. They had one daughter. Puy dumped Doony then met a guy from Germany. Puy then moved to Germany and married this man. I believe she has no knowledge of the fate of the daughter.



Dooney then met Heather Deep in Thailand about 8 years ago. She was an 18 year old prostitute. They married and moved to Florida with Puy's daughter. Doony had two kids with Heather Deep. SHe claimed he hit her, and then he started the divorce process with the intent of taking their kids away from her. Heather Deep now works in a restaurant at Walt Disney Word, and has a much better boyfriend. I believe Heather Deep had Puy's daughter recently placed in a foster home.



Doony met Cute Swinger in Florida in 2022, after her husband passed away. They had one child together. She no longer wears an engagement ring, and she now has a house and works as a caregiver in a senior assisted living place.

Doony's trial starts in one week from today. Will he accept a plea deal or will he face a jury?

Hey, Max? What's the story with this last charge? Did he start getting it on with the manatees after his boat sank?

The charge was first noted in an "Amended Information" document on 11 Sep 2024. The document states:

"COUNT 3: Informant aforesaid, under oath, further information makes that DONALD CARLOS long, also known as "DOONY LONG", between November 23, 2023, and November 29, 2023, in the County of Osceola and State of Florida, did knowingly possess or distribute and pornographic image or video of a person engaged in sexual contact with an animal, in violation of Florida Statute 828.126(e). (3 DEG FEL) (LEVEL 6) (DIRECT)"

I believe this resulted from a detective searching through all of his computers (he had a lot) and phones. He might have been posting the pics/vids online saying the person shown was the name of a person that he was attacking online.

The amendment swaps out "HARASSING A PUBLIC OFFICIAL WITH THE INTENT TO AFFECT A LEGAL DUTY" which is a misdemeanor, for another Felony.

Trial has been moved to 28 October.

The trial is scheduled to start in 7 days from now.

Doony's public defender filed a motion to remove Doony's posts and videos about Heather Deep and her new boyfriend from evidence.

He has a woman judge and a woman attorney. You know he has to hate that.

Especially considering his defense is a cabal of angry lesbian women are out to keep him away from his kids.

Trial starts Monday. Doony lost his request to limit the evidence of posts/videos against Heather Deep and her BF. Jury instructions are due to the Judge on November 25.

The first trial started today. Recap:

The court ruled in favor of the prosecution's motion to limit testimony. Some of the limitations include: (1) opinions regarding whether any conduct of the Defendant constitutes a crime. (2) opinions regarding whether any conduct of the Defendant is protected speech under the First Amendment. (3) No self-serving hearsay.

The jury panel was selected and will be sworn in tomorrow.

Defense made a motion to disqualify recuse the judge. The motion was denied.

If you need further proof that God exists, consider the following:

The jury that will hear Doony's case consists of 11 women and 1 man. The judge is a woman. His lawyer is a woman.

The evidence in this trial will include Doony's anti-feminist rants, negative language towards women, and repeated derogatory language towards women. His victims are a female judge and her daughters.

His attorney wrote this motion, or was it Pro Se and she was simply obligated to file it and report "Your Honor, my client has a Pro Se motion..."? Because no sane attorney would file that on their own.




God. Karma. The Great Pumpkin. Whomever. As long as he gets his comeuppance,

The judge just recused herself.

Over the past few days, the defense filed two motions to recuse. The first was denied. The second was granted. Here is a summary of the motions.

Motion 1: The potential jurors were asked about bias. The were asked if they would believe the testimony of a judge or police officer would be more credible than Doony's testimony. All said that a judge or police officer is more credible than Doony. The jurors were instructed to consider all testimony from an even playing field. The prosecution then asked questions to rehabilitate the jurors, and the judge agreed. The motion to recuse focused on the belief the judge favored the prosecution, and should be recused.

Motion 2: When discussing evidence gathered from Doony's website, the judge repeatedly stated that posts from the website were "his," or made comments such as "He has mentioned that name before in a prior post." She also referred to posts as "Threats." The motion argues that these statements further prove the judge has bias against Doony, and therefore should be recused.

The jury was sent home until a new judge takes over the trial.

yeah, yeah, the Yankees won one game too. Doesn't mean they took home the Commissioner's Trophy

Man, you never saw that kind of bend-over-backwards acrobatics in any of Doony's "productions".

Ain't gonna help him, though.

Doony's petition to a higher court was considered moot, I believe because the judge already stepped down from his case.

While this case is experiencing a temporary delay, his second trail is still scheduled for 12 November 2024. This trial is for tampering with a witness and could with a life in prison sentence.

Anything happen on 11/12/24 with that case? What county is this in?

The DA recently decided not to prosecute Doony on the tampering with a witness case. I was surprised because they have phone call evidence of him calling this person from jail telling her that he would off himself if she did not bail him out. However, I believe she eventually refused to testify.

His main case (threatening a judge, extortion, and animal porn) has the following updates:
- A new judge has taken over the docket. Another female.
- There was a meeting today to set a schedule of events.
- A motions hearing will occur on 10 December.

And the good news... Doony is still in jail, sleeping on the floor next to the toilet. Guessing his trial will occur in January.

Actual video of Doony in jail

I cant wait to see The Rise and Fall of Donkey Long on Tubi in a couple years. Hopefully it is vetter done than Mope.

On this Christmas eve, I am grateful for not having to spend over a year in jail, sleeping on a cement floor while using the toilet as my pillow.

Doony's next status hearing is on January 8th, with a trial likely in February. He is now losing every petition.