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#534889 - 11/23/11 08:08 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: k1ng]
VW/Velvet Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/18/11
Posts: 330
This is a great thread. Have to admit that there is nothing like a girl on the wrong side of the law.

Here is my contribution. One is pretty hot, the other...not so much.





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#534895 - 11/23/11 08:49 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: k1ng]
Jerkules Offline
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The first one, I'd definitely post her bail to get some of that.
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#534908 - 11/23/11 01:35 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: k1ng]
J.B.
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Yo, Velvet Dude: What're they in fer?

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#534919 - 11/23/11 05:34 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: k1ng]
VW/Velvet Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/18/11
Posts: 330
I have no idea. I just googled female mugshots

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#535272 - 11/26/11 03:59 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: VW/Velvet]
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#535276 - 11/26/11 05:31 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: k1ng]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Hahahahah that's the girl from "That 70's show" that was Eric's sis and wore her makeup and hair like Ginger Lynn.
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#535278 - 11/26/11 05:47 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: k1ng]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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I've heard for years she has a major addiction problem. Whore.
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#535284 - 11/26/11 07:20 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: backdoorman]
Jigaloo Offline
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Hahahahah that's the girl from "That 70's show" that was Eric's sis and wore her makeup and hair like Ginger Lynn.


She does look like Topher Grace in the mugshot.
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#535326 - 11/27/11 09:10 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: k1ng]
J.B.
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Looks like the chick in the other thread.










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#535342 - 11/27/11 10:45 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: k1ng]
backdoorman Offline
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Here she is nekkid.


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Edited by backdoorman (11/27/11 10:46 AM)
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#536070 - 12/06/11 02:56 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: backdoorman]
Jigaloo Offline
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All TSG had is 21, South Carolina, arrested on a bench warrant.



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#536086 - 12/06/11 07:11 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: Jigaloo]
Bornyo Offline
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We had one with potential go down locally. She might actually have passed her potential but she has good bone structure. Skin's a little wonky but the pornworld would cake on concealer, pat her on the butt, and send her out there.



Rap sheet here.

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#536842 - 12/13/11 12:03 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: Bornyo]
Jigaloo Offline
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Posts: 7863
18 year old twins arrested for pot posession, Florida.




Pissing in public and resisting arrest.



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#536908 - 12/13/11 05:45 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: Jigaloo]
Tritone Offline
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Quote:



She's perfect for some black cock.

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#536909 - 12/13/11 06:09 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: Tritone]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
She's perfect for some black cock.


You know anybody that has one?
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#536926 - 12/13/11 07:47 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: k1ng]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Awww. Trite needs attention.
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#536929 - 12/13/11 08:10 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: Tritone]
Jigaloo Offline
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Quote:



She's perfect for some black cock.


Derrick I thought your parole officer said you couldn't use a computer anymore?
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#536959 - 12/14/11 05:21 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: Jigaloo]
Tritone Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo


Derrick I thought your parole officer said you couldn't use a computer anymore?


I'm not that dude "Derrick1972". For the last fucking time!

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#536978 - 12/14/11 08:28 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: Tritone]
Jigaloo Offline
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Whatever you say D'errick.
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#539147 - 01/02/12 09:01 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: k1ng]
Jerkules Offline
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DWI, Speeding, No Proof of Insurance
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#539148 - 01/02/12 09:13 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: k1ng]
Jigaloo Offline
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Jailed awaiting arraignment



Bozo got arrested for obtaining merchandise under false pretense



Arrested for failure to appear



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#539149 - 01/02/12 10:26 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: Jerkules]
Tritone Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules

DWI, Speeding, No Proof of Insurance


Is that Gauge?

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#539150 - 01/02/12 10:43 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: k1ng]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Why do you care? Are you going to use your welfare check to bail her out so you can try forcing her to have sex with you against her will?
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#539151 - 01/02/12 10:53 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: Tritone]
Jerkules Offline
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I made the same expression she's making when I read that question.

Lets try and figure this out.







That's a pretty damn good resemblance. I'd say its her dead to rights, but I'm a honky, so, you know, you can't trust me.

P.S. I'd totally send her bail money and oxies in exchange for potential pussy & hand stand anal, along with super personal info to hold over her head if she doesn't come through with the tasty tasty.
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#539179 - 01/03/12 07:05 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: Jigaloo]
Tritone Offline
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Posts: 1958
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Why do you care? Are you going to use your welfare check to bail her out so you can try forcing her to have sex with you against her will?


Hey DICKHEAD, maybe I'm just curious cause I like her work. I'm a porn freak like all the folks here. I mean, why else would I be on this site. I know the girls, I know the flicks, etc.

Sometimes when I ask a question, it's JUST a question. No agenda attached.

OK -- don't want to derail this so back to topic.


Edited by amberraynefan (01/03/12 07:06 AM)

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#539184 - 01/03/12 08:19 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: k1ng]
Jerkules Offline
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I am seriously considering a fap session fantasizing about Gauge in a prison jump suit w/ the ass cut out and slits in the sides for boob access.

Life is pretty sad when a well though out fap session is your motivation to get through work.
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#539187 - 01/03/12 09:10 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: Tritone]
Jigaloo Offline
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Why do you care? Are you going to use your welfare check to bail her out so you can try forcing her to have sex with you against her will?


Hey DICKHEAD, maybe I'm just curious cause I like her work. I'm a porn freak like all the folks here. I mean, why else would I be on this site. I know the girls, I know the flicks, etc.

Sometimes when I ask a question, it's JUST a question. No agenda attached.

OK -- don't want to derail this so back to topic.


You're here because Staph Infection wouldn't let you back in and you love to be abused. You always have an agenda.
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#539461 - 01/05/12 05:39 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: Jerkules]
fartz Offline
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Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I am seriously considering a fap session fantasizing about Gauge in a prison jump suit w/ the ass cut out and slits in the sides for boob access.

Life is pretty sad when a well though out fap session is your motivation to get through work.


You're in good company, man. I've survived the most harrowing of shifts by planning out epic fap-sessions.

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#539556 - 01/05/12 04:53 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: k1ng]
artwilliams Offline
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Registered: 07/17/08
Posts: 447
Lauren DUI



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#541839 - 01/24/12 03:14 AM Mudshark arrested [Re: artwilliams]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863


Originally Posted By: TMZ
Award-winning porn star Tori Black and her baby daddy were arrested for domestic battery in Las Vegas after the couple got into a drunken brawl over their infant's baby formula. Eat your heart out Jerry Springer.

Officers responded to a domestic dispute call at Tori's Hard Rock Hotel room early Friday morning. According to the police report, Tori -- real name (removed) -- told cops she had been drinking before she got back to the room where her fiance, Lyndell Anderson, and their 5-month old son were waiting.

The report states Tori and Lyndell started arguing because, as Tori told police ... Lyndell didn't have "enough breast milk" to feed the baby.

The two-time AVN Performer of the Year then claims Lyndell called her an "unfit mother" ... and that's when things got physical. In the report, police say Tori admitting punching Lyndell in the back of the head, but also claimed he shoved her into a wall.

According to the report, police reviewed the hotel security tape of the hallway outside the couple's room and saw Lyndell push Tori "with such violent force that she flies across the hall." Police say she had bruises on her arms.

Lyndell and Tori were both arrested and booked for domestic battery.

Sources tell us Tori's friends first suspected trouble when she missed a hosting gig at RPM Nightclub Friday night. Tori -- along with her fiance and BABY -- were primarily in Vegas for the AVNs where she was a nominee ... but did not win.


I found Lyndell's booking sheet but not his mugshot. This is another IR Success Story.



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#541854 - 01/24/12 07:03 AM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: k1ng]
Jerkules Offline
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Ah, ya fuck. Ya beat me to it.
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#541856 - 01/24/12 07:07 AM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: k1ng]
Jigaloo Offline
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Don't feel bad. Some new mope posted it in another section a few hours after I put mine up.
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#541880 - 01/24/12 08:29 AM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: k1ng]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Does the no real names rule count when it's quoting a news article? Doesn't that make it public knowledge?
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#541882 - 01/24/12 08:57 AM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: k1ng]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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It's also to be found on Wikipedia in this case. Hopeless. And inconsequently applied.

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#541883 - 01/24/12 09:19 AM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Jigaloo Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Does the no real names rule count when it's quoting a news article? Doesn't that make it public knowledge?


Barry: Probably not but I'd rather err on the side of caution.


PD: What the fuck is your hard on about this?
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#541885 - 01/24/12 09:36 AM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: k1ng]
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He's a kraut and they can never let go of anything. Butt hurt, thy name be pipe dream.

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#541887 - 01/24/12 09:38 AM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: k1ng]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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I considered not doing it consequently and being teased about it by the likes of people who likely went to war with Onlinia about the issue when reminding them to be hypocritical. And don't give a shit about it now. Have fun with your mental soap opera revolving about hard-pressing topics like keeping the whores and whore fuckers safe.

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#541889 - 01/24/12 09:50 AM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: drained]
smutspov Offline
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The guy is a total sucka for babysitting while his bitch parties & she's just another dumb white bitch who got knocked up by a brotha. Guess that's why she chose the name Black.
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#541896 - 01/24/12 10:34 AM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: k1ng]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Gotta get a white broad that only does bruthas, no white dick for her, name could be Mandy Mudshark. Or Melanie Mudshark. Or a series with Mudshark as the character's name.
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#541903 - 01/24/12 10:42 AM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: k1ng]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
There should be a really hot pw with the name you suggested, but who doesn't do bruthas. The when the bruthas buy (and by buy I mean take advantage of the sharing in their community) movies to see her all excited they'll be disappointed. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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#541908 - 01/24/12 10:52 AM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: k1ng]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
That's classic outside the box thanking, bruthaman. Yo yo.
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#541919 - 01/24/12 02:05 PM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Does the no real names rule count when it's quoting a news article? Doesn't that make it public knowledge?


Barry: Probably not but I'd rather err on the side of caution.


PD: What the fuck is your hard on about this?


one more time... here's the rule - do not post whores real names on xpt.
good for you if you know their names and where they went to school etc... you're an impressive pervert and when you're not around we all speak highly of you and wonder what it's like to possess the l33t h4x0r skillz that gained you access to such highly guarded information. in short.. you sir, are a force.

anyways...
we're not going to edit a link to a legit news story that contains a whores name. especially if it's posted by an established user. same as the tube deal, yes?.
jigg did exactly the right thing.

and is this so difficult to understand?.
no one here wants to deal with all the fallout bullshit that comes with posting real names.
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#541923 - 01/24/12 03:56 PM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: drained]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
PD: What the fuck is your hard on about this?


Originally Posted By: have2cit
He's a kraut and they can never let go of anything. Butt hurt, thy name be pipe dream.


You ain't kidding:

Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
I considered not doing it consequently and being teased about it by the likes of people who likely went to war with Onlinia about the issue when reminding them to be hypocritical. And don't give a shit about it now. Have fun with your mental soap opera revolving about hard-pressing topics like keeping the whores and whore fuckers safe.



Originally Posted By: Mind Ltd.
I am banned. I cannot reply to threads, post new ones or answer private messages. Send a private message with an e-mail address if you care to contact me. Free XPT.



Originally Posted By: Care Less
The moderators of this heap are meaningless cunts. The regulars of this heap are retarded cocksuckers. Fuck this shit.

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#541924 - 01/24/12 04:27 PM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: k1ng]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Raoul latently needs someone to Duke it out with and sometimes gets Felt up; what a Mark he is.

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#541925 - 01/24/12 04:50 PM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: drained]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
Raoul latently needs someone to Duke it out with and sometimes gets Felt up; what a Mark he is.


Q.E.D. Thanks for being so consistent, li'l guy.

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#541929 - 01/24/12 05:12 PM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: k1ng]
drained Offline
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Leprekraut, drop the Guinness infusion. The effects are disastrous. A drinking problem. Or just an Irish thing. It's the same shit with you. Don't go all out coma and feel the need for some wieners again there, hybrid gnome.

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#541935 - 01/24/12 05:26 PM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: drained]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
Leprekraut, drop the Guinness infusion. The effects are disastrous. A drinking problem. Or just an Irish thing. It's the same shit with you. Don't go all out coma and feel the need for some wieners again there, hybrid gnome.



Heh. Listen to Stewie. You can hear him sputtering and spitting at the screen, steam a'whistling from his ears. "Damn you all to Hell!!! I am SMARTER than you all!!! Bow down to me!!!"


Must be naptime.

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#541936 - 01/24/12 05:36 PM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: k1ng]
drained Offline
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Not delivering.

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#541937 - 01/24/12 05:46 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots [Re: drained]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
Not delivering.



That's it, Stewie. Punish us with your silence. That'll teach us not to question your brilliance.

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#541938 - 01/24/12 05:54 PM Re: Mudshark arrested [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
A drinking problem.


when describing drinking problems on this board always use the plural..even if you think you're addressing one poster... as it causes the rest of us to question our status.
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