Speaking of fiveheads...

Burgandie Marquez just wants to meet good people, maybe find friendship, love, loyalty, and companionship.



Sometimes Burgandie gets so mad that she literally shakes.



She became so upset while on the phone with her baby daddy, that she violently shook her five-month-old baby. This baby died five days later from massive brain trauma caused by the shaking.

She was also doing coke, pot and opioids while pregnant.

The only upside to her heinous crimes is no one would care if ya gave her dry anal and beat her.

Rust Cole would tell her to kill her self the first chance she gets.

Paging Steve French.

Lauren Tamburrelli is looking for good conversation. She enjoys reading, writing, music and working out. She would love to chat about new things going on in the world.



If you are going out on a date with Lauren, then you should drive.



While driving a SUV on a highway, Lauren apparently passed out from being drunk and her car rolled over the center divider, causing a pileup and killing two people. Her 3 YO daughter was in her SUV.

Bonus crime: when Lauren was 18 she called her high school and made a bomb threat.

Blandine Idumbo is a flawed individual who has learned from her mistakes. Now is the time for her growth and future planning. Blandine hopes to find some positive influences as she moves forward!





Blandine is an expert at making plans.



During a sentencing hearing, Blandine Indumbo testified that on Feb. 21, 2018, she and 20-year-old Taarig Mike met with Robert Patterson, 25, and his girlfriend at a motel to devise a plan to steal some cars and take them apart for parts to sell.

Indumbo testified that moments later Mike suddenly pulled out a gun and shot Patterson to death, and wounded his girlfriend. Blanding then stole Patterson's car.

Jessica Amato is a very motivated women who knows what she wants! And what she wants most is some good pussy.



Some might say she is the life of the party. Jessica is confident and extremely loyal. She love to laugh and have fun, and she is looking for someone who is open and honest and wants to get to know one another.



Jessica is a jack of all trades.



She has been convicted of a wide range of crimes, including assault, DUI, drugs, etc.

Every time I open this thread I hear the first 15 seconds of this video

Sariah Busani may seem young but she is very mature for her age. Also, she is very open-minded and is looking to connect with someone in a meaningful way. Her goals in life are to either be a tattoo model, makeup artist, or open her own salon.



Sariah likes to drive, so sit back and enjoy the ride.



Sariah was the getaway driver during a day-long robbery spree. Cops in unmarked cars tailed her during the spree. When caught, a passenger (Jacob Harris) jumped out of the car and ran away. Cops shot him in the back and he died an hour later.

Sariah was then charged with murder and armed robbery. Arizona law allows people to be charged with murder even if they never killed anyone.

Valarie Albano is a fun loving and artistic individual looking for someone to share her thoughts and ideas with. She loves to express herself through her many artistic talents!



Valarie's various mugshots demonstrates the faces of meth.

Mugshot 2018:


Mugshot 2019:


Mugshot 2020:


Valarie has a long history of theft, drug possession and violence.

The good news is that she seems to be recovering and getting back to normal in prison.

Madelyn Restivo had her battles with her faults and has been repairing both her mind and life. She is looking for some company during her vacation stay and maybe a little spoiling. Don't be afraid to make the first move!



If you saw her in a bar or night club, you might be tempted to buy her a drink. But you should just walk away.



Madelyn was convicted of DUI manslaughter. Restivo crashed a Mazda into the back of a semi-truck killing her front-seat passenger and seriously injuring another passenger in the car. Her blood alcahol content was .158, well over the limit.

If you are part of a criminal conspiracy, you are guilty of any crimes committed in executing the conspiracy. It is a just law.

.158 isnt anything to brag about. I was .16 when i got my DUI and was driving fine. Ya gotta be over .2 to be impressive. My friends mom blew a .32 when they pulled her outta the ditch for her DUI.

Heather Powers is an exotic dancer who is looking for a loyal friend. She is also trying to find someone to help her through this time. Heather loves music and loves to dance.

She is a very positive person that has dreams of traveling toe world one day -- maybe with you!



When you go to watch her strip, make sure you tip well.



This stripper was convicted of assault and possession.

Elise Adair is a big bitch. Seriously, she is 5'10". And a bitch.

She loves reading, writing, movies, and music. She took some college courses from the community college courses and plans to transfer to University of Texas in San Antonio to finish her major in History in combination of sign language. Elise is a helping person, and has always felt compassion for friends and family. She is a good listener and will always be truthful with you.



If you are planning to do Elise, it would be best for all involved for you to use a condom.



Her daughter was found dead with her head stuck between a mattress and a footboard. She died from positional asphyxia. The child died at Elise' father home, who is a convicted sex offender with a court order to stay away from his grandchildren. Elise was convicted of felony reckless injury to a child causing serious bodily injury.

Child protective services knew Elise was a high risk parent, and had already placed her two other kids up for adoption.

Andrea Dunmire is looking for someone that she can laugh with regardless of age, which is just a number to her. This is her first time incarcerated and will also be her last. Even though she has made mistakes Andrea is trying to start her life over by working everyday to become the best version of herself that she can be.



Always remember to never stick your dick in crazy.



After being arrested for drugs, being part of a drug ring, and other drug related offenses, she slept in a trailer with her newborn in her arms. She also had a stash of meth in her bra. The baby died of meth poisoning. Days after her baby's death, Andrea contacted her dealer for more.

Renee Alejandro is single, looking for good consistent company. She is very open minded and loves to have fun. She enjoy camping and gardening, and reads and exercises in her free time.



Here is her mugshot from 2012.



And here is her mugshot from 2020.



As you can tell from her "faces of meth," many counts of drug possession and robbery.

Chelsea Finch is 30 years old and half Native American half White. She is real, loyal, down to earth, and if you're her people she got you 1,000%.



If you are in jail or prison, you might want to write her.



Chelsea has been convicted of bringing contraband into a correctional facility. Other convictions include causing bodily harm with a dangerous weapon, being a felon in possession of a firearm, identity fraud, forgery, and possession of methamphetamine.

But she does have a nice rack though,,, So, maybe?

She's looking for love. Might be your chance to bat above your average.

https://www.jailbabes.com/madelyn-223007.html

Her Facebook page is getting absolutely hammered.





Now that is one happy dog!

Chacey Poynter is an easy going country girl from East Texas. She loves to laugh and have a great time. She also enjoys reading, music,
tattoos, working out, cooking and anything outdoors. She is widowed with one child.



If you decide to be her pen-pal, be wary if she is secretly having an affair.



Chacey married young to a firefighter. Years later she wanted out of the marriage. After convincing her husband to make her the sole beneficiary of his life insurance, she started asking all her boyfriends to murder her husband.

One evening she drove her car off the road then called her husband for help. When he arrived, one of her boyfriends jumped out of the bushes and shot her husband in the back of the head.

Zohal Angie Sakwall does not know how to play the prison dating game.

Inmate profiles stary with a few alluring pictures, typically selfies using a beautyface filter. Here is Zohal Angie Sakwall's profile pic:



Next, the inmate writes a few sentences describing their sweet and kind nature, and generic activities they enjoyed prior to their incarceration such as walking on the beach while holding hands.

Zohal Angie Sakwall writes, "Hello, my name is Zohal Angie Sakwall, I go by Angie. My birthdate is 2/18/1980. Born and raised in Afghanistan/Kabul, moved to the states in 1992, started to reside in Nashville, TN. I went to middle and high school and have some college credits from a community college in Nashville. I have been locked up since March 23, 2020, for child abuse/murder."

I am guessing she waits in her cell for mail delivery every day, wondering why nobody writes her...



BTW she suffocated her four month old baby to death with a plastic bag.

Ashley Catsro is a 39 years old mother of 3 children. She is funny, sarcastic, intelligent, and a lot of fun. She is now looking for good people to talk with and is super excited to see who gets ahold of me. She also loves makeup, books, history, movies and the finer things in life.



Ashley needs to take a parenting class, as she seems to have challenges raising her kids. Or, perhaps a cooking class might help.



Ashley pled guilty to 2nd degree murder in the death of her four-year-old son. She murdered him by repeatedly forcing him to drink massive amounts of salt water over weeks. The high levels of salt in his body led to a stroke.

Bianca Jalomos is a 38-year-old sexy female from Ft. Worth, Texas. She is looking for great friendship and conversation. She is also loving, funny, friendly, happy, spontaneous, and an open minded woman who knows what she wants. She loves sexy conversations, the outdoors and has a great imagination.

Prison life has changed her a bit. While she had a long-time boyfriend prior to her incarceration, she is now very into women and says she has been all her life. She is fun to be around, a Libra, and her favorite colors are green, pink and yellow.



She way overdoes the beauty face on her phone.



Nothing to major in her lifetime. Mostly a series of drug possession convictions.

Madison Monceballez is 24-years-old. She is extremely goofy, and loves to converse about anything and everything. She is outgoing and has a huge personality. and also fun to be around. When I am not incarcerated, she's energetic, outdoorsy and enjoy movies.



Madison is not too good at picking her friends.



When she was 17, Madison and two friends beat up two people, then stole their drugs and money. Police found her the next day having broken into, and slept in, a house. She was found guilty of aggravated robbery, possession of a controlled substance and criminal trespass.

Marianna Bailey is looking for a trustworthy, honest friend who can keep her in touch w/reality, offer support through this unfortunate season & see her through to the other side.

She is really an open book, honest to a fault sometimes and, in exchange, she asks you to be equally honest about who you are too. The things she enjoys most and appreciate to the core are intelligent conversations, strong coffee & long runs.



If Marianna is the one for you, then get ready to commit for a life-long relationship. There is no backing out from this one.



Marianna murdered her ex-husband. As she puts it, she was "raising a teenager, toddler, & an infant while going through a long horrendous divorce. The divorce ended w/me going to jail for murder."

Officers observed 34-year-old Kyle Laborda lying in front of a home suffering from a gunshot wound to the abdomen, according to a press release from the Little Elm Police Department. Officers secured the scene, taking custody of 35-year-old Marianna Bailey, who admitted to shooting Laborda. He was there to receive legal custody of their 6-year-old daughter.

Jacqueline Currell is very pretty and exactly what you need in your life. She has no ties and no responsibilities, so she is free to go and do anything you please (after prison). She is open to new lifestyles and experiences. But remember that honesty, generosity and gratification are important for her.



If this beautiful lady is the one for you, I suggest you keep a very close eye on your wallet when dating.



Jacqueline has a very long list of arrests for meth, cocaine, failing to appear, etc. Suggest you wear a condom at all times with her too. Who knows where she got her meth money?

Nalana Omega is looking for a friend to conversate or correspond with that can make her smile. People who know her would say she is outgoing, funny, easy to talk to, encouraging, loyal, and smart. Nalena enjoys working out, dancing, and also the out doors like camping, boating, and hiking.



If you are thinking Nalana sounds like a great fit for your life, just walk away and don't look back.



Nalana is a long time Sureno gang member in California and has 3 kids. She was the last in a quartet of murder defendants in the stabbing death of Pete Carl Thomas. She was arrested after a deputy pulled over a Nissan Maxima. Inside, an allegedly stolen laptop, mail and bank checks were found. A revolver, listed as stolen from Citrus Heights, was also found. At the jail, deputies allegedly found suspected heroin, hypodermic needles and a meth pipe on Omega. She also allegedly had an unregistered Glock handgun in her backpack.

Other than that, nice rack!

Marquata Black is a vegan who enjoys hanging out with friends. Traveling the world, she has been to Thailand, Paris, Amsterdam, Aruba, Turks and Calicoes, Puerto Rico and London. She enjoys writing poetry in down time as well as reading books. She is looking forward to hearing from pen pals and discussing about life in general.



If you are looking to inject some more energy into your life, this James Bond hottie may be the perfect fit for you.



Marquata has been a big-time meth pusher!

Daniella Moore is a firm believer that everything happens for a reason and that you can turn any situation into something positive if you put your heart and mind to it.

She is interested in meeting people who are kind, open and non judgmental. She is outgoing but shy at times, and can be funny/witty, loving, generous, straight forward, honest and up front. She is a good listener and a good friend.

Things she loves the most are puppies/dogs, babies/kids, working out/running, learning new things, movies, reading (her favorite genre right now is historical fiction), game shows and trivia. She loves swimming, camping and hiking. Anything you can do outdoors. She also loves baking and pretty much any show on the Food Network.

Daniella wants to meet someone who will look past where she is at right now, and someone who will help her become a better person either as a lover, friend, or mentor. Someone who knows you can't get to the rainbow without going through the storm.



If Daniella seems like someone that you would like to meet for dinner, I suggest fasting for days before you meet.



On July 4, 2019, she attacked a woman causing significant wounds to her head. Some hours later, she stabbed and disemboweled another woman, leaving her body near the foot of Hilfiker Lane in Eureka, California.

Dude, that's a dude.

Ashleigh Bacon is 34 years old. She is an optimistic person, so even in the worst of situations she will always have a positive outlook. Ashleigh is naturally a happy person and almost always you'll find her smiling and laughing.

She is looking for someone who is interested in building a friendship that could possibly turn into something more!



If you are a Raiders fan, this former exotic dancer could be the one for you. Although do not let her drive to the game.



Ashleigh was arrested after a DUI hit-and-run crash near allegiant Stadium that cost a man his arm. According to the arrest report, police later found Bacon suffering from a "significant" cut on her leg after she ran from the scene and jumped a fence with barbed wire. She initially gave police a false name, saying later that she was worried about violating her probation. She also did not have a driver's license.

Sumer Browning is bisexual. Her birthday is October 18th and she was born in 1993. Sumer is just looking for companionship and possibly something more. She enjoys good conversation and has all the time in the world to invest in getting to know the right person.



What is the recipe for successful achievement? To my mind there are just two essential ingredients: seize your opportunities, and be a member of the team.



Sumer was arrested, along with her partner, for twice robbing a house on a day when the family was in a hospital for their 13-year-old child who was receiving chemo.

Carpe Diem!

Katherine Magbanua is originally from the Philippines but grew up in the beautiful city of MIAMI! She loves the beach, is big FOODIE, and enjoys watching movies -- especially those action packed and chick flick comedies. She feels that it can get very hard in prison physically and mentally, so she is ready for some type of entertainment and lots of laughter. Hit her up if you have something interesting to talk about... until then "live it up like it's your last!"



If Katherine seems like your type, be advised that she enjoys a big social network of friends and family.



Magbanua was found guilty of first-degree murder, conspiracy, and solicitation to commit murder in the 2014 death of Dan Markel. Markel was shot in his car while parked in the garage of his home.

Magbanua was the go-between for her former boyfriend, Charlie Adelson, and convicted gunmen Sigfredo Garcia and his childhood friend, Luis Rivera. Magbanua and Garcia have two kids together.

Adelson is the brother of Markel's ex-wife, and he wanted Markel dead. Magbanua set up the murder for him.

Alyssa Arreola is simply looking for someone to talk to and help her get through the days as she does her time. This former full-time mom now spends her days doing laundry.



The main challenge with Alyssa is that sometimes she makes bad life decisions.



Bad decisions like the ones she made on October 29, 2021.

Arreola first stole a Kia Spectra around 7:30 AM and crashed it in a hit-and-run. She was followed by a person who witnessed the crash and she backed into another vehicle. Home surveillance video showed her running away from the second crash.

She then broke into a home around 10:30 a.m. and stabbed an elderly woman.

Investigators say she stole three firearms during the crime spree.

Around 1:15 PM, Arreola shot and killed a man outside of his home just to steal his Hyundai Tucson.

An off-duty officer who received a report of a suspicious person found Arreola sitting inside a Honda CR-V in a high school parking lot. Arreola then ran into a nearby gas station and tried to hide in the gas station's office. Before she was arrested, she bit the officer's finger, causing nerve damage.

Other than all that, she seems like a good catch.

Shawna Forde believes the way to know the woman behind the Veil of a name or story, to ponder a dream when long shadows of night come down the hill, or when the sun is brazen on a cloudy day. Having a friend is her need. The gossamer threads that connect her to others are a bonding strength as she speaks memories and shares the taste of life in laughter and quiet depths in which calms souls.



But do not be fooled by her large rack and poetic writings.



By 2007, Forde had become increasingly involved with the Minutemen Civil Defense Corps (MCDC), including organizing an anti-immigration rally. Her son, then 17, was a member of the Hoover Crips gang and was involved in all types of illicit activities, including burglary, felony assault, and shoplifting. She turned her son in and he took revenge by directing his criminal accomplices to sexually assault and shoot his mother in January 2008.

Forde then began making routine claims without evidence, including locating where human smugglers regularly raped women and conspiracy theories surrounding terrorists smuggling in radioactive materials and marijuana.

On May 30, 2009, Forde and two accomplices barged into an Arivaca, Arizona, residence and killed Raul Flores Jr., 29, and his nine-year-old daughter, Brisenia Ylianna Flores.

She is now on death row.

Tyler Schabusiness update:

Tyler pled insanity at her trial and lost.

She attacked her original lawyer in a pre-trail hearing.



During her sentencing, she was forced to wear a spit hood.



Tyler will spend the rest of her life in prison.

Kaylea Campbell is an open, honest and up-front girl! She loves to laugh and make you laugh. She also loves the outdoors, long drives to nowhere, midnight strolls, and long talks while cuddling, sitting and close touching. She wants to build a new life upon release and hopes to relocate hopefully with someone special.



If you are her special someone, remember to always take your car keys with you.



She is in prison for unauthorized use of a car and larceny.

Gabriela Torres is tatted smooth up, cute, slim and petite. She is very outgoing and is a positive person. She loves getting to know other people. Gabriela is looking for someone that she can talk to and express her feelings with long or short term. She does not discriminate or judge so hit her up; she is always free to talk or text.



While hot and perhaps worth the effort, I suggest keeping her away from your grandparents.



Gabriela was convicted of murdering a 60 year old woman. The victim was alone in her daughter's house fixing a cabinet. Gabriela and another assailant entered the house through an open garage, killed the woman and then stole items from the house.

Alexa Nix enjoys reading books that are educational and have positive insight on how to live your best life. She likes to stay active with yoga, Zumba, spin pump, track, and volleyball. One of her favorite ways to spend the day is on the beach or relaxing by the pool.



Alexa should consider getting an Uber the next time she goes out.



Alexa was convicted for killing a motorcyclist during a hit and run.

Kelsey Turner is a fun loving girl, looking for conversation, open to possibilities. She is very athletic with many goals and aspirations.



Bonus pic...



If you are rich, then Kelsey would love for you to be her sugar daddy.



Thomas Burchard, a psychiatrist, had a "transactional" relationship with Kelsey. Kelsey became upset with him over images and messages she found on the his phone. She then tried to blackmail Burchard, by saying she would tell authorities that he had child pornography. Analysis revealed that he did not have any child pornography on his phone.

Kelsey then lured Burchard to Las Vegas by saying she was sick, and he went despite the fact he considered her a compulsive liar. She then instructed her boyfriend to attack Burchard when he was visiting the pair in Las Vegas. His body was later found in the trunk of her car, abandoned in the desert.

Amanda Ankeny is a Japanese/Mexican Aquarius with a very lovable and outgoing personality. She is originally from California but grown up within Arizona. She is single and looking to make a meaningful connection. Amanda is a very motivated woman who knows what she wants. Some might say that she is the life of the party.

Amanda is looking for someone who is open and honest and wants to get to know one another.



Amanda relies heavily on the beautyface phone feature.



Busted for forgery.

Great work, Max.

Hear, hear

Denise Ross is a laid back and caring person who is looking for someone who is interested in developing a solid friendship. She is spontaneous, adventurous, open minded, disciplined and respectful. Being in prison has taught her to not take anyone or anything for granted. Denise is looking for someone that she can tell about her story, hopes, dreams and goals. Maybe in time you could open up about yours.



If you are in need of discount plastic surgery, then look no further. Denise is the jail-babe for you!



A Dallas County jury sentenced Denise "Wee Wee" Ross to 60 years in prison, after convicting her of murder for performing an illegal cosmetic procedure that killed Wykesha Reid. Ross injected industrial grade silicone into Wykesha Reid's flat ass to give her what the salon called the "Wee Wee Booty." The silicon caused a pulmonary embolism. Ross did not have a license to practice medicine.

However, Reid died with a fabulous ass.

Melanie Gaiton did not expect to be in prison at a young age but here she is!

She is very adventurous, always looking for something to do. She is also looking for a friendship first, but anything is possible. Melanie has a big heart especially for the people who are in her life, and she is looking for someone to match her energy!



When going out with her, do not let her pick you up. More to the point: do not wait outside for her to arrive!



While drunk, Gaiton was driving a black Chevrolet sedan eastbound at a high rate of speed when she tried to pass a car by traveling in the center turn lane. She then drove onto the westbound lanes, struck a curb, and drove up onto the sidewalk -- driving through a bus stop and fatally striking a woman who was simply waiting for the bus. She then fled the scene.

Maxine Valenzuela is all tatted up from chest down and wanting more tattoos when she gets out. She is fun sized, silly, outgoing, kind, generous, loveable, and caring. Oh, and her weight is 162 pounds in all the right places! She loves country music, yes looks a little thuggish, but country music is her thing. She also loves to go fishing and do family-oriented things. And when she finally does make parole, she promises to still keep in touch.



People say that Maxine brings the energy to parties.



She was part of an organized crime ring. She delivered meth. Faced a possible 99-year sentence.

Kelsey Sanstra is quite simply just looking forward to hearing from you.



Bonus pic:



I believe her rack outweighs her track record.



Various low-level crimes including theft, driving with an open alcohol container, warrants, etc.

Imaging going to bed at night with the woman in the bonus pic, then waking up next to the mugshot face?

Savanna Leon is a 39-years old, 5'2", medium length hair, light skin, slim-thick Hispanic. She is looking for friendship, and is open minded to companionship. She currently spends most of her time working out, going to church, and hanging out with her best friend Samantha. If you are interested in getting to know her, she would love to hear from you!



The great news is that one day Savanna could he hooked on you!



She has been arrested many times for drug possession and driving while intoxicated.

Jennifer Tran is compassionate, and honest with good vibes. She enjoys laughing, joking and putting a smile on people's faces. Life is too short to stress over things she cannot control, so she chooses to be happy no matter the situation or circumstance. She is looking for someone to converse with as she navigates through this incarceration in the best light possible.



While compassionate and honest, she does seem to have limits. ALso, she needs someone with a strong pimp hand.



Jennifer, known as "Asian Jade," lured a male victim to a hotel room so he could be ambushed and robbed. Parking lot surveillance video then shows another man walk up to the front door of the hotel room, knock and enter the room. The victim answered and was attacked by the man at the door and another man who was hiding in the room. The victim was robbed, beaten and knocked unconscious. Surveillance video then showed Tran leave the room with the man who knocked on the door. She had 2 previous warrants also for robbery.