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#640016 - 08/14/16 02:20 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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She would be lucky to fetch $40 dates here in Baltimore. Don't give her any ideas. The Toronto johns, I mean, classy gents, are not responding to her warez.
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#640147 - 08/17/16 11:29 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Moblem - if other parties are able to conjure you up, would you care to post an expected expiry date for the LuvinLioness given information you can glean from the postings in the thread
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#640186 - 08/17/16 06:38 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Fucking amazes me we have gone for 141 pages on this one pw. There are more stories in the perverted city.
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#640194 - 08/17/16 07:15 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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someone bump the Cherry Poppins thread.
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#640244 - 08/18/16 07:09 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Too bad the LuvinLioness won't post here in her own thread. She might have some strange tales to tell.
Edited by Bluecipher (08/18/16 07:10 PM)
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#640247 - 08/19/16 06:05 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Yes that would have been very interesting.
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#640253 - 08/19/16 09:35 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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She never rose to the occasion of posting here and taking on her detractors.
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#640258 - 08/19/16 09:02 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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We are not classy gents.
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#640262 - 08/20/16 12:04 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Too bad the LuvinLioness won't post here in her own thread. She might have some strange tales to tell. god damn she looked good here
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#640263 - 08/20/16 12:06 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Fucking Master
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Dana Hayes needs inpatient treatment.
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#640265 - 08/20/16 06:33 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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^Sounds like you're volunteering. I like that, taking one for the team after a lengthy absence.
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#640275 - 08/20/16 09:21 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Dana Hayes needs inpatient treatment. Something broke her in 1996. She keeps referring to that year. Some Canadian psychiatrist might be able to help her.
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#640276 - 08/20/16 09:21 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Too bad the LuvinLioness won't post here in her own thread. She might have some strange tales to tell. She does look like she knows what she's doing. god damn she looked good here
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#640307 - 08/20/16 05:40 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Dana Hayes needs inpatient treatment. Something broke her in 1996. She keeps referring to that year. Some Canadian psychiatrist might be able to help her. That may be what broke her.
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#640314 - 08/20/16 07:34 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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My theory. 1996 - the year mama and sis jointly booted her out of their lives due to some Huge Mistake (drugs, booze, embezzlement, dereliction of duty); - got divorced or lost a job due to some Huge Mistake.
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#640316 - 08/20/16 10:57 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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The Luvinlioness' resume: I started my upscale escort career in July of 2016 in Chatham, Ontario I am always looking for new upscale clients all over. If you have any questions or wish to book an appointment please contact me at 519-215-xxxx I am still in the Chatham area as of the 12th of September and am available if you give me a call. The Ultimate Mature Porn Star Dana Hayes - 60 Fri July 15th, 2016 In the toronto area love to meet fans of the mature woman and fans of my 245 films. Call 519-215-xxxx 5'8 " volumptuos bleach blonde ----------------------------
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#640317 - 08/20/16 11:17 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Fucking Master
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#640318 - 08/20/16 11:26 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Fucking Master
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JB is a fuckin genius. I work at a Center that deals with folks who have either psychiatric, substance abuse issues, or both. She would be welcome here, and I would deal with her on a professional basis no attempted seduction. We have a number of fantastic peer counselors on staff. Catherine and Lisselle are brilliant and beautiful women who would provide great support to Dana. More importantly, we have Ed, Tom, and Danny, all long-time sober who would require Dana do deal with her emotional baggage.The bad news is that I have been doing this since February 2000, and seriously doubt that she would want to work a program. The problem is that she is able to sustain her dysfunctional lifestyle by being a porn whore. She will do what is doing until she finds her bottom. I hope she finds her bottom before she is found dead.
Edited by ivorenginedriver (08/21/16 02:34 AM) Edit Reason: clarifications
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#640324 - 08/21/16 05:20 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Christian bottoms for a nominal fee!
Edited by backdoorman (08/21/16 05:21 AM)
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#640328 - 08/21/16 11:10 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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You got it, Balto boy. She definitely needs to see some sort of therapist or psychologist. Whenever she shouts out for help and delivers a jeremiad on her condition she strikes back at anyone who dares suggest she seek counsel or try a social assistance program or women's shelter. The "easy" money from deep throating, tit jobs, and "just the tip" moves on her johns is still coming in relatively frequently (enough to publish escort ads in Ontario). I guess her strategy as to why she is in Ontario is to be a gadfly around her sister until sis defrosts some.
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#640447 - 08/26/16 12:09 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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High? The Lioness cleaned up her Twitter feed and cleared out the more depressing entries (I am dying; I am in hospital; it is the end, etc).
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#640448 - 08/26/16 12:11 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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It looks like her gin blossom is blooming.
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#640454 - 08/26/16 03:28 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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It looks like her gin blossom is blooming. The schnoz seems to be a little bulbous. I wonder if a little Preparation H might reduce the swelling. She is soldiering on, however: In Orangeville Ontario danahayesxxx@hotmail.com No phone listed. I wonder if it's dead again!
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#640481 - 08/27/16 10:26 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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And I think she's off giving her real name and personal address on Twitter. Don't know if she knows how tweets work.
Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 21h21 hours ago Orangeville, Ontario @seepersadrishi hi. Jxxy Dxxxxn 60 A Townline Orangeville 5192151774. Ontario
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#640544 - 08/31/16 06:14 AM
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#640558 - 08/31/16 05:51 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Blue plate/hair special near Orangeville, ON.
Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 8h8 hours ago Orangeville, Ontario I am blocked from advertising anywhere incognito does anyone know how to change this pls ... Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 10h10 hours ago Orangeville, Ontario In Orangeville Danahayesxxx@hotmail.com ... Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx Aug 30 Orangeville, Ontario Anyone near Orangeville Ontario? Dana Hayes ...
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#640596 - 09/02/16 12:02 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Internet Tough Guy
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Like the age old conundrum of whether a tree falling in the forest with no one to hear it, does it still make a sound? If this lady checks out (dies) will Moblem give a wank?
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#640617 - 09/02/16 06:30 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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"I am blocked from advertising anywhere..."
OMG, the Lioness can't sell her warez! She must have passed some bad checks under her stage name was well as her real one.
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#640720 - 09/07/16 07:50 PM
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For informational use only...
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#640862 - 09/13/16 06:34 PM
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Labor Day Blues (or is it Labour Day...) Thanksgiving is going to be a killer.
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#640863 - 09/13/16 06:41 PM
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Demon Spawn
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^ And repetitive, since she's going to gripe about Canukistani Thanksgiving and real Thanksgiving.
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#640885 - 09/14/16 06:40 AM
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#640889 - 09/14/16 10:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
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She does have that dance experience...
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#641042 - 09/20/16 01:07 PM
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Dana's still holding court at her friend's home and taking outcalls for a little dick nibbling, but still no dates! No classy gents from the provinces have come forward to take Dana dancing.
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#641756 - 10/13/16 11:19 PM
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Scribes to the Rescue! Help the Luvinlioness tell her story in vibrant, colorful, and dynamic prose. Help write the passionate story of middling dance teacher who was driven to conquer the mature/granny niche of American porn in the first decade of the twenty first century aughts. Follow and describe her adventures as she conquers the love of Lucky, the sage dog, but is constantly disappointed by the marks, er, males in her life and betrayed by the women she considers sisters and colleagues. Help tease out her love for the SF Valley, Palm Springs, Nevada, and the Toronto area.
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#642176 - 11/02/16 03:00 PM
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Like the first few minutes of a Westworld episode we find ourselves in a familiar time and place. Her ho credentials are preventing her from gaining gainful employment in Canadian society:
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#642187 - 11/02/16 05:04 PM
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Demon Spawn
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That "Sacret" letter will get you every time.
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#642201 - 11/02/16 08:27 PM
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It's by Nathaniel Hothorne
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#642202 - 11/02/16 09:00 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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I wish someone would have bet against me a couple of months ago when I predicated this. The luvinlioness like the leopard cannot change her spots.
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#642203 - 11/02/16 09:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Is Orangeville anywhere near Melonville?
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#642205 - 11/02/16 11:33 PM
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I wish someone would have bet against me a couple of months ago when I predicated this. The luvinlioness like the leopard cannot change her spots. I remember when you said that, and only a sucker would have taken that bet. You called that like Vin Scully.
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#642206 - 11/03/16 05:00 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Demon Spawn
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Is Orangeville anywhere near Melonville? I thought it was just outside of Kumquat, Calgary.
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#642209 - 11/03/16 07:54 AM
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#642213 - 11/03/16 06:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Gentlemen, prepare your bids. At your disposal is a life of bliss at the (calloused) feet of the luvinlioness:
Dana Hayes @danahayesxxx 10h10 hours ago Orangeville, Ontario Wanting a great mature loving man for life partner.
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Or, if you are enticed by less permanent arrangements, behold...
Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 10h10 hours ago Orangeville, Ontario Bookings danahayesxxx@hotmail.com The Original Milf
Long term, short term, get your pud pulled by the luvinlioness. Only one catch, however:
Dana Hayes @danahayesxxx Nov 1 Orangeville, Ontario Anyone have a room for me and. My dog?
Stock up on the kibble.
Edited by Bluecipher (11/03/16 06:24 PM)
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