Instead of her name, I'll just relate this:
Employer: Deja Vu
Occupation: Dancer


Crimes:
Grand Theft Motor Vehicle
Driving Under the Influence
Driving with License Cancelled/Suspended/Revoked

Erika - Possession of Alcoholic Beverage
[Since she's 21, I don't get the charge]

kiley - driving with a suspended license

brooke - dui

Yeah everybody is so tough when they're in jail.

I like blaze.

bump

gotta keep this thread going

Of course, it would help if you actually attached a mugshot to your post

Hey K1ng, WEHT our little friend?

Quote:

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this little hellion was arrested for a DUI then arrested again nine days later for fighting

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I think slubben got her paws on our young friend Jennifer. She's been on the straight and narrow I guess or she's locked up. I'll check for some good ones tonight and post'em later.

ashley - public intoxication

christine - vandalism

shontelle - failure to appear

jenny lee - probation violation

lindsey - lewd conduct with a minor under 16

Misty's turning into a real porker.

lindsey article

another article, a little more info

tiffany, 19 yo - dui above .20

YES!

janice - lewd conduct with a minor under 16 yo

Janice skull looks like a Misfits T-shirt.

Okay King, the Janice chick has got to be a salacious, strokeworthy story. Got a link?

janice

more info

I find it amusing that the police and the local newspaper refer to the 16-yr old boy that Janice had sex with as "the victim." No teenage boy who gets laid ever feels like a victim.

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Putting her past behind her.

My name is Jolene Hall, and I am currently incarcerated at Lincoln Correctional Center located in Lincoln, Illinois. I've been here for the past 1 1/2 years and will be released in early 2010.

I am a 23-year-old single, bisexual female seeking long-term friendships. I've never been married and have no children. I made some poor choices that lead me to where I am right now. I'm putting my past behind me and dedicating this time to becoming a more emotional, mature and responsible woman. I am embracing new found challenges and change on a daily basis here at Lincoln. I am enrolled at Richmond community college in maintaining 3.5 GPA. I participated in personal growth seminars and attended health and healing groups as well. I am physically active and maintain a healthy and lean physique, body beautiful! I am an avid reader and love game shows.

I have enjoyed traveling, sporting events, modeling and love animals, and for all you NASCAR fans, Tony Stewart rocks! I am hoping to meet quality people who will share my interests and want to get to know me. I am outgoing, energetic, smart and spunky. Once released I plan on continuing my education to obtain my bachelors in business administration. I hope on securing employment in the business field. My future plans include advocating to teenagers about the ramification and negativity of selling drugs. I hope to share my experiences with others so that I can be a positive force one day.

That looks like an offer from a pro bono talent headhunter who offers some new flesh. When you click on "Incarcerated For:", the following appears:

"All information is provided by the member placing ad and is verified by WriteAPrisoner.com when that option is available to us. It is our policy that members disclose the reason for which they are incarcerated. This is a condition of membership. The crime we place is generic and rarely includes all offenses. Its purpose is to give the viewer an idea of the crime. However, for full disclosure, viewers are encouraged to login to the DOC site using the link provided on each inmate's profile.

Incarcerated for: Meth Delivery"

She wouldn't be too far away from her former peers among the porners.

Rectal Inspections and Enemas for everyone of them!!!

KIMBERLY - shoplifting

Blanca - Violation of Probation.




*edited to add.. Thanks Kinq, I forgot how much fun this was.

Heres a busty lil slitch..

Dawn- Drunken whore/Disorderly conduct.

Thanks Lou. One out of three ain't bad.

Kelly.. LOITERING FOR DRUGS

Whitney-
OBSTRUCTION LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER
PURCHASE OR POSS OF ALCOHOL BY MINOR

A familiar face...one of the Carpenter sisters! Ariel- Possession of Drug Paraphernalia


p.s. King what happened to Jennifer Towne? is she off the wagon yet!?