If Figgs could actually lose weight at the speed he's attempting, he'd have to get some sort of implant just to keep his moobs from hitting the floor.

You won't know the difference. The guy's got the same tits.

So does a rubber doll.

Just admit you don't like women and are just attracted to bags of plastic.

not bad for a 60 year old bag

i guess not lil buddie.but just incase youre wrong go check out the natural titted bitches i posted in past.especially the milf thread.

We'vet got a fire sale going!


The Ultimate Mature Woman Dana Hayes (lowered donation)
I am feeling frisky so 190 for hour !!
***HOUR ONLY no hhr

thats probably how she got back on her feet.she was reading the board and thought shed make more at a lower rate as opposed to getting booked less at a higher rate.

She wants to meet you! (If you fit the bill):

I'd Like to Meet
Tracey Lords
Al Jarreau
George Bush
Jack Nicholson
Ringo
A single older very wealthy rancher...
A single older very intelligent gentlemen with a very nice big boat....
A single very cool wealthy guy who lives in NYC with a top floor loft.

Well, I'm Al Jarreau.

Hey Al. I don't meet that many black/latin libertarians.

there has to be someone who knows me ll
Apr 29 2013 10:28PM more by luvinlioness
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it is getting late and I need someone who does want just to find out gossip who knows me and understands that with no phone tonight I am screwed. tomorrow morning is going to come and I cannot physuically do what is going to happen it is impossible so if anyone in my network will please contact me it could no will save my life . that's all . and screw akl those who have fun with my age cracks I have heard them all so leave me alone this time , it is going to physically kill me tomorrow so I hope there is someone in my network that will send me a message thanks luvinlioness

Mom's "dying by the morning" was funnier. But this is nice. Mom always had choices. Dana...well, doesn't. The trainwreckishness of this is delicious.

My phone wont work and i am in Glendale and please it is urgent I get work tonight, Nobody can reach me as no service in my room for some crazy reason with no phone I wont get any work.

Dana Hayes

I don't get this thread at all, I keep reading about this attractive older pornstar who people want to have sex with, but when I google the name Dana Hayes all I can find are pictures of this hideous monstrosity (barely recognizable as a human female) that having any sexual attraction towards makes Panzer's tranny fetish look downright classy by comparison.

Change rooms, Dana.

same...

i've been waiting it out in hopes that it's an elaborate troll or an actual real life tragedy but so far it's been desperate failing mixed with failing desperation.

I see potential in giving Dana a shot in the upcoming reality show - Pornstar Makeover. The misadventures chronicled in this thread and elsewhere could make a good 2hr pilot.

Frankly she should have stuck to Gilf porn and transitioned to civilian life. Escorting must be rough business for anyone over 40.

To each their own. We've had this discussion a million times. personal taste is personal taste. I'm really debating posting this weird little deformed Mexican college girl's fb pics. Then you'll see some disapproval.

It's a trainwreck or great troll. Either way, it's beautiful like the first day of spring.

^^^^^

Post them. Post them now.

Just so there's no misunderstanding, ok? She's not hit rock-bottom yet.

I want to tell anyone who has misunderstood Dana Hayes that I am unique as far as I pay much higher for my living expenses than most ,My monthly rent is very high as I must stay in hotels and I am well known all over the world and even if I use my real name and not my stage name any background check on me comes up with my occupation etc etc. I also have never ever had a credit card so I pay 200 a day for a car where someone else pays 40. I still get a high hourly rate from fans that are not on HX If my cash flow is low it is because I pay cash always and I have a higher payout than most.
I am not on skid row yet and you cannot assume I am an old hag. I still get 850 hr and in NYC I get 600 min but 1000 an hr is not unheard of . I believe the people on this site assume they have me pegged. I am unique and for reasons you would never be able to guess.
How many people start in porn at 49 and shoot 200 movies and earn porn star status and have most of my fan base from my many website performances. So please do not count me out yet and I am not a flake. I can 100% say I am 100% honest and professional and still get great reviews, I get fan mail from all over the world as my movies are shipped out and so most of my fan base is not in California. I hope this info will clear up some mistaken gossip about me.
OLDER BOLDER BETTER still is a fact.
I am also very passionate and have a creative sole. I am a female with strong emotions and have been known to be very dramatic and I am proud of it. I grew up in a entertainment family and I was on stage since I was 2. I was a choreographer and dance teacher and school owner for 28 years and performed on stage in nightclubs and theatres since I was 14. I have won many beauty pagents threw out my life and I am a graduate of 4 years commercial art. I have many murals in Mexico and I simply have never been a normal person . I am always misunderstood and sometimes taken advantage of but I am proud to say I will never have thief on my gravestone. I believe in an eye for an eye and tend to fight back when I have been ripped off as by taylor_eh. I loved Rachecherry and was broken hearted when she ended our friendship and red dinged me. And to this day I have never found out why. I also still love her for our time together was wonderful and she was a very good friend to me as I was to her. I never take charity and always give back more than I receive. Sincerely Dana Hayes

What a beautiful "sole".

If she's getting a decent rate, according to her, in nyc why doesn't she just move there where you don't need a car? No more $200/ day car rental bills, right? Why am I even bothering? When Desi Foxx was on here, she wouldn't listen to my budgeting advice either.

'Threw out my life.'

Best unintentional misspelling since Sinnamon Love's 'IV League Student.'

She thought she was going to be the next Kris Jenner. Now I think she's a bag lady.

beautiful sole indeed

Priceless. Look at the logic they both use. "I make these incredibly stupid and expensive decisions. And I tell you I know they're stupid and expensive, but I make no apologies for, you haters." Then, "they're the reason I can't do anything". Bus schedules, banks, rented cars, UHauls and SUVs. You can't logic crazy. It just makes them dig a deeper and more comical trench.

Come on guys, she needs a ride, and she's dropped her already ultra-low rates.

I need a ride please
May 4 2013 10:04AM

Blue plate (and hair) special -
180 hr...150 hhr
call me 818.xxx.xxxx

That's a reasonably priced skank right there.

And... Lucky the dog gets to watch.

That goes without saying.

it takes a special kinds of mark, I mean John, to perform with fido eyeing the old mistress worriedly.

Maybe Dana is selling to the wrong market, as her current target market has many competitors that are much younger and much hotter.

Have Lucky make it a threesome. I am guessing that bestiality participants aren't as selective about the age and appearance of the human females in the mix as the average trick would be.

I only click on this thread to make the lil red # go away.

That and the slow suicide of Ms. Hayes.

I think Chessie Moore resorted to that - travelling with her dog and performing a floor show.

Not only is she back, but back with a new price! anybody got 350 to spare?

Dear sexy fans,

You've all gone missing and this makes me very sad. Good thing I've relocated to a new, fresh location to switch things up a bit. Orange County is my new home, and I'll be sticking around for a little while. Located in the beautiful, breezy Costa Mesa isn't nearly as fun without anyone to hang out with:( Come keep me company, this warm weather calls for some hot fun!(;

Running a kinky little special of 350 FH; all inclusive, hot tub optional and acceptance of your own video camera so you can make your own film with your favorite Porn Star. What's your ultimate fantasy? Lets explore all of the options. Did you ever think you would get the chance to play Mrs. Hayes naughty plummer Now you have the chance!

I can't WAIT to see you all, let's start the summer right with some hot fun(;

With Love,

who'll be the first plummer (sic) to throw a spanner in her works?

I really can't think of anything I would rather do less than sitting in a hot tub with Dana Hayes.

Ick.

If your nightmare comes true, you will need this

Don't forget the mind bleach.

She's the test tube offspring of Sally Struthers and Bea Arthur.

^^ ^^
.
Oh My Fuck !

It looks like Bea Arthur fucked Kate Gosselin
.

This was the Beginning of the End for Dana. The Devil made her do it.

Christie Brinkey, same age as Dana Hayes


http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1149898/thumbs/o-CHRISTIE-BRINKLEY-SWIMSUIT-570.jpg?1

Are you kidding me? I had you guys by the balls over my intentional misspelling ruse a while back!

Just putty in my hands you were, just putty in my hands!

Putty isn't the only thing of ours you want in your hands.

Well, I wouldn't mind getting my hands on Gia. But for the rest of you, forgetaboutit!

You seem to be about trannies. At least I got that impression.

So, I cannot accept your statement.


If I misread your tendencies, my apologies. Otherwise ... my previous statement stands. I'm in the camp that sees tranny stuff as just a way for gay guys who think they are straight to pretend they aren't gay.

I thought Panzer was the tranny fan here.

OK, how about this scenario: tranny bangs a girl. Still homo? For me, not really. But not very interesting, either.