I liked how the sister said "I" was at her bedside, "I" will be handling all of the arrangements......etc

Good point. I wonder what brought on the break up. Mother may have decided to favor one daughter over another and the one who lost took off to Hollywood to make it big in show business.

I think old Dana would have been better off staying at that dance studio. TinselTown hasn't been very kind to her.

I have a theory:
Dana had trouble with mom and sis or with alcohol/chemicals or hubby/ex-hubby with Scottish shurname and left her daughter and family behind and went off first to Mexico to be with her half-brother (her FB lists a Bradley Dmytriw as her brother) and then to LaLaLand. Things didn't work out in TinselTown and she hit the sauce/chemicals hard, got into porn late 40s, around 2004. She had a middling run until 2008 or so when she had that fateful car accident from which she never recovered. The porno shoots dried up over time as she got fat/dumpy and she had to recur to escorting/hooking, all the while separated from mom and sis back in Ontario, CA. With the escorting came the busts in Reno and elsewhere and the constant falling for scams from fellow vendors who gain her sympathy and friendship and then leave her high and dry at some motel or bus stop, without a ride or gas money and with Lucky and six large pieces of luggage. This is probably around 80% or so of what really happened to the woman we know as Luvinlioness.

^ I don't see many holes in that theory Blue other than the trip to Mexico part.

She alludes to her stay in Mexico in some of her posts here and there and the brother/half-brother worked or lived at a resort in Baja California. The brother's surname 'Dmytriw' coincides with the surname of someone in her sister's (and her own) family tree and with the operator of that resort in BC (Baja California Mexico, not British Columbia).

La Fonda - Dana Hayes' Old Haunts

The Luvinlioness's saga demands a novella be written of it, or at least a short story.

I know that's his real last name, but that word looks like it's been re-fuckulated by her typo-machine cellphone.

I wonder if she's dyslexic

I think the surname is Ukranian and by the blurb below it seems it's spelled correctly.

I found a blurb on the origin:
DMYTRIW is a Polonized spelling of the Ukrainian name that we'd spell DMYTRIV, using English phonetic values to transliterate the original Cyrillic form. It just means "of Dmytro," and indicates that an ancestor was named Dmytro. The -iw or -iv ending is distinctively Ukrainian, corresponding to Polish -ow and Russian -ov, all of which mean essentially "of." So DMYTRIW means "[kin/family/son/place] of Dmytro," and as a surname it would mean "kin/son of Dmytro." The -iw ending is an all-purpose possessive referring to some kind of link -- possibly "[son] of Dmytro," possibly a more general "[kin] of Dmytro." In some cases it can even be a place name, meaning "[place] of Dymtro."

Mourning the death of your estranged mother on Twitter to potential johns. It doesn't get sadder than that.

Wait for just a little while...

Like Steezo said.....give it a day or two and tune into "As The Stomach Turns"

Her brother ans sister in law sounds like complete assholes and freeloaders on that website.

I thought the same thing. The sister sounds like an asshole.

I still wonder what her original sin was, to leave Canada and head for Hollywood.

Probably wanted to explore the world and get out of Canada. But from what I hear Toronto is a pretty diverse and metropolitan city.

Well, I hope Dana can scrounge up the cash to see her mother off, but I have a feeling that she would not be welcome at the ceremony or at the 'after party' being held. The sister sounds like a take-charge, no holds barred, my-way-or-the-highway kind of person. If the stars align, Momma Doreen's heart will have softened and she's left something for Dana, enough to pull her out of the current circumstance.

Fixed.

^ I Concur.

I foresee a small bed and breakfast in her future, or maybe a cathouse and a bevy of contract whores. The Luvinlioness Den - where classy gentlemen come to relax and decompress. Lucky has the back yard to himself.

Damn Blue.....you have high expectations for that dumb whore.

I've thrown caution to the winds, though I fear any day we will learn of her demise at the hands of an angry john. I just hope she goes back to Canada and disappears so my old infatuation- cum-obsession can die.

Tranzer was obsessed by dirty butts, feces, enemas, cheap meals and trannies. I think my obsession on this board has been the Luvinlioness.

My highest expectations for that whore would probably being a waitress at IHOP.

Where are Kengren and Kingfish on the issue? Everyone else wants her dead and buried.

Have you been watching too many pre-code Mae West movies? Do you think of the Luvinlioness as a brassy, bawdy madam with a heart of gold running a 'salon' with high class working girls discretely entertaining the town's elite and being a surrogate mother to them?

I just enjoy the travelogue narrated by you. I had never heard of her before you brought her to our attention. It appears that she isn't trying to scam the welfare or disability system as a socialist Canadian would probably do; that seems to be a plus. She could be an illegal immigrant who overstayed her visa and that is why she has to hustle blowjobs in less than ideal conditions than be able to collect government benefits. I think she is a product of her own doing: probably addicted to cigarettes, booze and drugs and I don't have much sympathy for her. I don't want her dead, but I don't lose any sleep over her plight.

Her demise would terminate the need for this very entertaining thread, so for the thread's sake, I hope she continues on her current arc for a while. Death or rescue would be bad.

Bluechiper, as a bucket list item, you should fly to the Luvinlioness and engage in her servcies. It probably won't be the best or worst fuck of your life, but you could meet the source of your curiosity and be able to do some first hand recon on the situation, not following the Internet trails.

I am not sure of the source of my infatuation. I just thank the gods she doesn't look like any of my relations or I would have lots to explain if my little porn stash ever goes public. But, you do get close to something I did see in her - that brassy madam characterization. I did want to buttfuck the 2004-2007 version of the old gal; now I would be happy with a conversation over dinner to get the entire story.

Damn, if I did that the entire dream might wash away into a sad void, to mix metaphors. I think if I procured her services at this stage I'd be saddened by the entire experience. I still wonder if those TER reviews from the last few years are for real or if they're planted, like Amazon five star reviews.

It's too bad she won't show up on the board to take on some issues, seminar-style, with a rapporteur making sure the most vile comments are kept in check.

In my heart of hearts I hope her sister decides to lighten up (assuming they are estranged, which they seem to be) and bring the Luvinlioness back into the family fold. She could be a minor functionary at the school, working as an admin, returning her darker hair roots and leaving her escorting days in the past.

It would probably reinforce the notion of never meeting your heroes or idols, as they are bound to disappoint you.

Meeting porn people in person can be a dissapointment. I went to see Micky
Lynn strip back in the 90s. She gave a show at the old Triple Treat Theater. She looked thin, tired, a bit depressed.

Not to hijack this but I never liked Micky Lynn. She just looked beat up.

At least she looked thin.

Or you live with a Czech that shits herself on Melrose and you have to carry her home. The same Czech that pissed on the sidewalk in front of the Silent movie theater.

I had a Russian roommate who left her lights on a lot. Sorry, that's as exotic as my rent stories get.

Too thin though, and she had some bruises that couldn't get covered up properly. I missed the black dynamo's show - Ebony Ayes.

Blue...did you see the mugshot pic that I posted of Ebony Ayes in that mugshot thread? It's worth a look.

She looks a lot tougher than when she was getting porked by the hedgehog.

Mom died and Dana is making the trek north. Or is she?

Is the Luvinlioness headed to Ontario, CA? Or was this a trip to visit classy gentlemen in the Denver area?

From Twitter -

Dana Hayes
‏@danahayesxxx
Dana Hayes. In Denver
7:42 PM - 5 Apr 2016

Dana Hayes
‏@danahayesxxx
I am in denver. Fo i have any fans here?
Ifso pls respond dans hayes
7:40 PM - 5 Apr 2016

How the fuck did she end up in Denver? I fucking love this thread.

Zigzagging her way to Ontario.
Next stop Illinois or Michigan somewhere.



It's going to take a lot of roses to get to the Toronto area.

She would freeze to death in the mid west.

The exercise with the bruthas will keep her warm.

No shortage of them in Detroit.....in fact Dana might do pretty well in the D.

Omaha, Des Moines, Chicago, Detroit, then on to Windsor and on to Toronto. The route maps itself. A few truck stops and rest areas in between and the Luvinioness is back in her old haunts.

Shines don't take a shine to paying for pussy (or for a matter of fact paying for anything)

It adds a pathetic wrinkle to the sob story: my mother just died and I need to get back to Canada to say my farewells so please hire me for a blowjob

Her displacement to Denver might just be due to the some heavy heavy presence of classy gents near the Rockies, or she might subconsciously be trying to get closer to Oh, Canada.

Where, in all this, is Lucky ?

Maybe being the land of legal weed (not the medicinal ruse required in California) is palliative for the Luvinloiness. A twenty and some shake may get you a handie from nana.

Perhaps he was returned to the prop house until she gets back to Southern California.

Things to do in Denver when you're on your way to your dead mother.