Originally Posted By: Kingfish
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In a way, she already is the African Queen, given the amount of BBC pipe that's been laid into her.

When I was in high school, I did some outdoor labor work in the summer and I worked with this older character named Russell who was about 25 to 30 years my senior, who was riotously funny, and one of his favorite expressions was: (s)he is as nervous as an old whore in church.


I heard that one a lot as well. Another was "sweating like a tritone balancing his checkbook".
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