HT to the nice bit of wordplay. Well done, sir.

When I was in high school, I did some outdoor labor work in the summer and I worked with this older character named Russell who was about 25 to 30 years my senior, who was riotously funny, and one of his favorite expressions was: (s)he is as nervous as an old whore in church. I wonder if the Luvinlioness has felt guilt with her sinful past because of the forced Jeebus overload or is simply resigned to playing along to stay warm and fed.