You guys laugh, but this interview gives Arab a . Scott reminds me a lot of myself, if you take away the education, ambition, and self-respect.

Okay, so it is funny. But you guys are missing the best part. "No, I'm not copying Luke just because I write on a website called lukeford.com... Oh, and I'm writing an autobiography, just like, um... Luke."

FAYNER, writing an autobiography? Holy shit, that's good stuff. What a vapid, self-important wreck that will be. It oughta be the best page-turner since the Memoir of Peter Fonda came out:

"Tuesday, August 5th, 1979. Woke up around 4:00 pm. Went over to Jane's to bum some money. She wasn't home, raided her fridge. Smoked a J and sucked on a suppository I found in her bathroom, but the fucking thing wasn't an opiad. Fucking pigs."

No, seriously, I can't wait to read about the time he had a beer with Slash and Izzy from GNR or had a manperv covered in sores try to dry hump him. Yes, Scott, writing's hard work. When the apex of your career was Hustler, I can see why it seems that way.