i usually don't have a high valuation of the ability of most people to make smart decisions but fayner's been thrown in the "not particuarly talented" bin with such regularity that i'll have to give some credence to general will here. "boo-hoo, I'm talented amidst this degradation" claims work better when there is SOME evidence of people thinking something you did was better than mediocre at some point tracing back to finger-paintings you did in 8th grade. admissions commitees worldwide hate this guy more than the simpsons writers-you pay real college cash at both places(well, mostly really dumb foreigners and westchester kids who want to be in the same city as their friends with average intelligence) but you're definetly not ensured avoidance of a blue-collar future.

the emerson one is hilarious, they're really a school for radio and broadcasting--that'd be like arab deciding to go for a JD at Juilliard. that school is stagant water designed to breed FM radio dudes like wankus, I had no idea you could even get something unrelated to overbearing drivetime hosting from them. No wonder he's bitter about the whole black people deal....