I assume you're posting tweets. Is she typing in English or are you using Google translate?

Either way, there is some wisdom in a few of those. But there's a lot more insanity.

She remains "out of order"
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If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I'll add it to the wrong end.

P. J. O'Rourke