Cynthia Perkins is a former middle school teacher who thoroughly enjoyed filling her students with knowledge.



Whatever you do, do not eat her cupcakes! Unless you are Christian XXX who likely would enjoy them.



Cynthia was sentenced yesterday to 40 years of hard labor without the possibility of probation or parole. She plead guilty to a range of crimes, including giving her students cupcakes laced with her husband's spooge.

She also admitted assisting her husband in sexually assaulting a juvenile and helping her husband film a juvenile bathing. She is now going to be a witness against her hubby.