I am sick of people putting John down, he is a good man, a nice man, a man who looks out for his family and friends, he is a hard worker and a honest man, a man with pride in what he does and who he is, and he has a great body and a hair cut you could set your watch to. John, forget those people trying to spread gay rumors about you, you have your fans and im one of the main ones. If you are a john garfield fan please feel free to post your well wishes to the man, the myth and the legend Sir John Garfield.

I know he wants to wrap his sphincter around a nice hard cock. Don't deny it John, we will love you for it.

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I know he wants to rap his sphincter around a nice hard cock. Don't deny it John, we will love you for it.

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See , those are the damaging rumors that are keeping John up at night, i can confirm that john is 99% straight. He is not a fan of the penis and he is a good hardworking part time woodsman. John i love you but in the heterosexual way. Can the straight garfield fans please stand up.

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Can the straight garfield fans please stand up.

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There needs to be the sound of crickets in the background after that question.

do you all think you might be giving him a complex?

No John is fine, his is in the process of changing his name to arrow, so everyone knows just how straight he is. John is a cool, g, he is straight , im almost certain of that, whoever started that gay stuff went too far, he is cool by me, besides im afraid he will go commando and try and hunt kyoto down. Remember when i said i would kill you last, (yeah, yeah you did say that), I LIEDDDDDD. (garfield drops kyoto off cliff)

today i was eating a nice slab of salmon on a bagel and thinking about how the lox thing was more than adequate compensation for killing jesus when i almost jackson pollacked-it all over my screen. someone else pulled a smartt/chino and found it appropriate to strike a sultry pose on their hideous bedding that could be a ll bean dog bed and show their genitals to all of us. these things come in threes and while just as ponderous as to how they managed to be proud of their underwhelming manhood this dude managed to take the creepiness to the next level with the inclusion of his face.

john garfield doesn't do this despite presumably being of average or above endowment, putting him roughly at twice the size of the offensive parties and without any of the arborial diseases found on chino's dick. while it is pretty fucking silly to flex in your avatar for a bunch of dudes who are mostly/comedically misanthrops---he's never pulled that kind of shit. it's commendable. i worry he may meet an early end by means of starvation if he gets transfixed by a mirror and strikes various poses, venice beach/madonna style when others so deserving of being burned alive for creepy penis hubris continue on. i think any man photographing himself without a woman or clothes should be banned from here out or preferably handcuffed to a utility pole in the middle of the nevada desert with darren james, who we've infected with rabies as well.

I am wearing pants in the pic & will happily change My avatar to make the less genetic fortunate feel more secure, now as for everyone w/the gay stuff getting to Me & giving Me a complex...I just find it hilarious, to think someone made a whole new handle just to talk shit about Me shows how much free time & useless some peoples lives truly R & Monkey U can B a fan of Me in a gay way all U want straight fans, gay fans all the same as long as the buy My STRAIGHT work....unfortunatly for the gay fans I will never do gay so I am sorry not to keep U guys happy...best of luck to all on this board....grin:I am not leaving I have just been busy the last few days

I think they are jealous of your man titties:)

I just want to rub sun tan oil on him for days, but in a straight body building way of course, we could get into out speedos and practise our poses in a empty gym filled with mirrors in the middle of the night for hours. Excuse me i have to change my panties. jesus juice anyone?.