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Looks like the Luvinlioness moved to another town - Grand Valley. Nicer gents to meet after Sunday services

It Lives! New facebook sighting on May 10:

"Hi to my friends ...I do not post much as not much happens in my life but I do enjoy reading about you."


Someone replied with a hand holding a red rose

Was the rose accepted?

New facebook post:

"The best thing to hold on to in life is each other" followed by "Now I just have to find someone to hold..."

Life must be hell for the lioness since Lucky died.

It seems those rural (or semi-rural) Ontario church-going gents are not biting. She needs a new angle.

Not much new from Dana. She went hiking, apparently.

The lioness has a best buddy, and they attend church often together. I wonder if Dana has eaten out the pastor's ass yet?

Granny still has the knockers. She is ready for Christian Mingle.

Dana is demonstrating her BJ face.

The lioness behind a BCC (big colored cock).

No updates from the Luvinlioness. The vigil continues.

I don't know why I keep logging in and checking this thread every few months in hopes of new Dana news.

I just know I'll never stop.

Ditto. I know the feeling.
She might be planning a comeback.
"65 and Anal," a new series by Evil Angel's Boomer line.

Here's hoping the Luvinlioness is safe from Covid-19. She may not get infected by a date, but attending services at her church might not be the best way to stay safe.

I don't think the Luvinlioness ever went the fake cancer route, but could she begging for a fancy ventilator (she is in the higher risk senior cohort).

I wonder how many PWs are going to brag they tested positive. It seems every C-List celebrity can't get that info out there fast enough. Yo holler my Instas, I got da bug, but I going to beat it. Check out my self-quarantining bitch.

She's definitely in the 60+ age cohort that's getting it in the neck from Covid-19. Hope those Ontario provincial hospitals and health posts are well-stocked.

Dana is very concerned about getting the virus from touching dirty money. Must still be working for cash...

She looks retired to me. No more leather jackets, bustiers, decoletage and the like. Just an Ontario grandma' playing canasta and waiting for the classy older gents to propose a night out.

Her cat went up the tree.

Old Lucky would never have pulled that stunt on his mistress.

^^ ? ^^

Same shit....some of my best work never gets printed...

The copy and paste is fucked up. You have to edit out slanted apostrophes, quotation marks, and commas and replace them with newer vertical ones.

You can screenshot or otherwise post it as an image too

Kid, I have seen some of your actual print work and it's gold. Here, though, either type it out directly here, or as Faceblaster says, either screen cap it (easier) or change all the punctuation.

She's back in the saddle (potentially). The Luvinlioness returns to the fray:



... We're back on the train, yeah (ho-ah)
O-oh, back on the chain gang (ho-ah) ...
Forgive me, Chrissy Hynde.

oh my god just when you thought this movie was coming and end

That movie will only end one way and it won't be good. Remember the fate of old Lucky, the unluckiest dog on the planet.

The Church Stasi might ex-communicate her if she does go back to the life (at least in fan-page form). A fan page requires content and constant tending, like a garden. I think the Luvinlioness is not the type to manage such a site.

That's an understatement. Look at her post, she calls it a fans only page, not onlyfans. Face it, this is a woman with a vcr in her bedroom flashing 12:00 and a clock radio with cassettes in the drawer. No 'fence

It'll be best for her and the fans to let sleeping dogs lie.

New pic. Looks like the skin is starting to separate from the bone.

Maybe one of the classy gentleman will manage it for her for the occasional handie or BJ. I see her getting favors done by bartering her sexual wares. Bluecipher you could step up and do it for her, but I don't see her giving you the anal you would want in return. Thinking about your soup rebuff.

Your soup for anal research is meticulous, Kingfish. That dream is long spent. If I ever make it to Ontario I will look her up. If I'm lucky some Texas rancher will sponsor her 2020 USVictory Tour. Tugjobs, Russian, and French for modest fees. Greek for a prettier penny. Let the Luvinlioness roam the prairies. She still hasn't reached the level of "granniness" the old Central European Oma Queen <<Norma>> exhibits. There's still meat on them bones.

Same thing with Luke Ford all over again. Maybe he can send her an autographed copy of XXXCommunicated.

As the kids say, based on that latest picture. "I'd still hit it"

I would too, I think.

Maybe it's just the lockdown and vodka talking but I'd still bang that old bag.

Gentlemen, there may be a quorum of folks interested in the launching of a <<fans only>> site hosting Dana Hayes, the Luvinlioness.

I'm in, unless it costs me money or requires me to put in any time.

I follow Lloyd Dobler's life advice: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

I'm sure the fan club can hook you up with a non-paying ceremonial technical consultant position that would require you only to view pictures and videos of Dana and give one to five stars on the following dimensions:
* camera work
* costume design
* mise en scene

That sounds like work, but ok. Can we come up with some trigger warning when there are scenes of miscegenation involving the Luvinlioness, so I can avoid them as I have a sensitive soul.

I think the Luvinlioness has to go dark. After all, "If you don't do black, you ain't really back". Full spectrum perversion from the old gal is expected if she wants to make it back to the mature market and go toe to toe with the "60 Plus Milfs" talent.

I have a feeling Dana will try to mount a website but her webmaster will run off with the funds.

My favorite new phase


Then the entreaties for money will get a 2020 updated story.

I hope she can squeeze out a few shorts:
Dana takes on Parliament Hill
Mature Saskatoon Sluts
Ontario Granny Fever
Montreal Nights With The Luvinlioness

"Jody Takes Ontari-Ho."

Looks like when Undertaker got caught in a pyro blast during his entrance. Like Dana, he works through his pain to put on a show for the fans.

Even if the LL got the beer virus, she'd need crepe erase more urgently.