Whoa, slow down there kiddo, you are going to give yourself whiplash. Has anything Dana ever done since her journey into the carnal business worked out for her? The question is: how is this going to go wrong? Is the "photographer" going to take her meager money and deliver nothing? Are the church elders going to disconnect and excommunicate her? Is the classy gentleman who helps create the 'Fans Only' page going to turn out to be not so classy? I am betting the Trifecta in this race.

If Lucy lets Charlie Brown kick the football, then the game is over. This is why this thread has endured through two presidential administrations and over 1.1 million views. The schadenfreude is the fuel of this thread. Every time it appears to be near death, Bluecipher and Max Rhino -- thank you -- pump the bellows onto the smoldering embers to bring the fire roaring back to life.