Bluecipher, you are the Horatio Alger of porn and the Luvinlioness is your Ragged Dick.

Ragged Dick is a fourteen-year-old bootblack -- he smokes, drinks occasionally, and sleeps on the streets -- but he is anxious "to turn over a new leaf, and try to grow up 'spectable".

Dana is a 60-something 'willfuckblacks', but the rest is basically the same.