The Luvinlioness looks good. She needs better boob management and a pearl necklace, but there might be a chance of a comeback.

She 100% percent could and should make a porn comeback. She looks a lot better than any of us thought she would.

Indeed. A little work and some good filters and were back on the Russian and anal trains.

Fucking hell...... I'm 58. Maybe I could hit the booze hard, get little sleep, in general stop taking care of myself, and pass for 66.

But if I were 66 one could do worse. I'd lie to her about being in love and hit it a few times. I'd have to stick her panties down her throat to shut her up, but yeah, I'd do that bitch..

Who's the fat bitch wearing white and why the fuck does that guy want to marry her. Does she have money?

I think that's a friend from her church. Hope she's introducing nice gents to her friend Dana, preferably a swinger who will let the inner luvinlioness continue her exploits in the carnal fields of Ontario. Is there a Toronto porn scene? If so, Dana might thrive again. Some possible VOD scenes in her future:

** Jamaican My Grandma Horny (Dana shuts down a Jamaican crime gang in the heard of Toronto's BBC district)

** Ontario Gents Gift the Reddest Roses (Dana collects red roses from the most elegant gents in the most refined districts of Toronto and its environs)

** Your Daughter is Safe With Granny (Dana works on her lesbian chops with several young ladies)

Most of it is in Montreal.

The fact that this thread is still going and STILL gettin up to date Dana updates makes my icy heart smile.

It's be great if she visited here and decided to partake in a little discussion. I have many questions for the Luvinlioness.

Big news on the Dana Hayes front:

"I am on the dating part of Facebook but have no idea how it works.
So if I dont reply I am sorry. So here is my email.
Ms..........@gmail.com. thank you for those who liked me if I turned you down it would be because of age."



Always good to see Dana holding roses. Also, who knew Dana is an artist? She drew this:

Max Rhino, that's a great update! Dana's heating up as winter comes. Rocking the FB dating scene, whodathunk?! Toronto's fine gents are going to come calling. I just hope she doesn't screw up and give out the danahayesxxx@hotmail.com address out of habit.

Regarding her art, I think he posted pencil drawings of her old companion, Lucky The Dog.

Good god. The fact there is still a handful of us that still totally get a Lucky the dog reference is mind blowing in a hilarious and depressing way.

How can anyone forget the most loyal of porn dogs, Lucky?! He blazed trails and frequent flyer miles with the Luvinlioness.

Maybe not "flyer" miles, but up in the canine firmament, that pooch is holding court, telling of his epic journey down the California coast, being stranded in Lompoc, then the bust in Reno. Finally making it to Ontario.

I hope Jody remembers Lucky as fondly as we do. Merry Christmas, fella!

You're right. He was more a road miles doggie than a frequent flyer. He was the soul brother of every trucker's dog out there and loyal to his mistress to the end. I think she still loves him like no other being out there, dead or alive.

Merry Christmas to you and all the loyal readers of this thread and the forum. I think 2021 might surprise us with a marriage for the Luvinlionness as she works her mature charm on the locally available gentlemen. Alas, I don't foresee her return to the screen or to the internetz. The fan page idea petered out as well, apparently. All we will have are memories of Lucky and old DVDs of his mistress collecting roses.

NB: I'm generally a cat person but I feel for Lucky and the doggies caught up in that lifestyle through no fault of their own. I would suppose many are very loyal and stay on with their mistress or master come hell or high water. To me it sounded like Lucky was the Luvinlioness' best friend and constant companion. He probably never got cross with her even though he got dragged through god knows what situations. Like people say, dogs are too good for us.

Good old Lucky

How about this guy? He looks guilty and Dana has a big smile. Perhaps he gave Dana the roses?

I wish I could take a survey of all gents at that church to see if any have noticed the withdrawn granny with the big chest ...

Ugh she would look so much better with the classic 2008 platinum blonde

Aye, true, but then someone might recognize her!

That might be too showy and ostentatious for conservative Ontario. Only the wild liberal over in Quebec do that kind of stuff.

That just may be the strangest picture I've ever seen on the 'net. That woman has to be worth some bucks and that's his "I can't wait to kill your ass" look.

nah, more like the unhinged nephew who just found her Shorty Mac scene would be my bet.

That's not the groom, is it? I thought the groom was the dude in the other pic who took his coat off for the lady in the group photo. That guy has to be the wayward cousin strung out further than Kags' incestuous brother.

That must be the best man. He doesn't seem to be in the moment, as would a groom or just-married fellow.

I believe that guy is the brother of the bride. Although he looks like he has some challenges; appears a bit toilet sloppy.

Here is another pic of the bride and Dana's rack:

That sweet rack deserves a comeback.

And WTF is up with Dana's look, with her neck and face all constricted?

That's a hateful look from that dude. Think Dana might have shund him?

Bit of a grimace there. Might be nervous with the church folk all around.

I'd pay literally anything to see a current scene with Dana and Jewell aka Champagne together. Jewell is pushing 70 and Dana isn't too far behind but they're still the hottest almost-corpses in the world.

This thread will never die.

If Canada were to lockdown, and nobody noticed, did it ever really lockdown?

Dana:

"The big lock down begins
But airports and borders need to close except the transportation of the vaccine.
No flying !!!"

Old Champagne (AKA Ms Jewell) is still slinging her grits on Southern Charms. That old girl is no quitter. A prolonged orgy scene with Dana, Champagne, Robin Pachino, Lola Lee, and Cara Lott (before her untimely death) would have been a winner.

Weird to think that C3X porked at least two of this bunch if not more. His granny-banging belt must have several notches in it.

Dana will be very upset at the thought of missing services at her Church. To think all those gents will miss out, too.

Another grifter's come online to soil the LuvinLioness's good name. One more Twitter account promising to connect you with Dana. Oh, the humanity.
Notice this account has four X's, while the real deal has only three.

Nausea, revulsion... The Luvinlioness is a full-blown MAGAt. I found a Twitter account under her civilian name (ID mostly pixelized for privacy). She tweets to Ivanka and the Orange Menace, who I guess is the acme of classy gents in her universe. I think she might consider spreading her ass if Jared or Doony cut her check for 10% of what Stormy Daniels rated.

Apparently, Trump is not a 'polition'. Is that some Canadian slang?

Admit it Bluecipher you would still stuff the old bird with your giblets if given the chance. You could convince her of the error of her ways whilst giving her some good anal.

You're right, Kingfish. I'd still pork her. I am weak. I probably wouldn't discuss anything meaningful with her. No chit chat about life, what comes after we die, politics, the best ice cream out there, etc. She's probably a Boris Johnson-loving Tory, too.

Some of these sluts are true MAGA fans,eg., the hairy Persia Monir, mature Jewess Brandi Love. I guess they see themselves as entrepreneurs oppressed by big gubment.

Dana is lonely again.

"I am 66 so I need someone close to my age lonely..grateful
Creative kind"

The gents may be catching on as to her games. A fan writes under that same comment,

"Para el amor no hay edad, estas sola porque asi lo deseas, tengo 46 casi solo y sin hijos...podria amarte pero no deseas o buscas hombre con dinero."

Roughly,

For love, age does not matter. You are alone because you choose to be. I am almost 46, single, and with no children ... could love you but you do not want that or are looking for a man with money."

The Luvinlioness is exposed as the Villainess.

Dam, she cleans up well.

Hard to believe the last thread standing on this board is about Dana Hayes. Nothing wrong with the thread, mind you. But the last active thread?

If anyone cared, they'd write a song along the lines of "Video killed the radio star" with tube sites and social media killed porn and porn bloggers.

This thread might die when Dana retires into an Ontario churchyard.

I'm still waiting for the day when I come back here and discover Dana finally took some night classes at the local adult center and learned how to use Onlyfans.

Only after successfully navigating her MyFreeCam account.

It's March, Spring is here, and Dana is quiet on FB. Love is in the air, however, and she has aged, moneyed gents to pursue. The SO hunting season is here.

Somebody give Dana the shot!

"Its time for us to freak out at Trudeau. Canadians are not being angry enough. We all need to stand up and scream we have waited long enough @!!!!"

"I am sick of waiting !!!!!!"

Somewhere along the way I may have missed this point- is the Lovely Lioness actually a Canuck or just an immigrant up there from the United States?

For all the trials and tribulations she has endured, it would be a shame for her to fall on the frozen tundra from a virus she could have been easily vaccinated against here Stateside.

Also, I scrolled up and saw the screenshot of her social media in support of Trump so I had to search her a little. The top video she appears in on pornhub is an interracial JM Production featuring her with Gen Padover as her daughter, and Gen takes a DP while Dana watches and adds the banter. I guess I was unaware that Padover burned coal...or that Dana did as well.

This increases her viability in the SO hunt, by whatever percentage of Ontario is black.