I would guess his residence has a funk about it that would be redolent of that hairy fatman smell.
Just google Ron Jeremy apartment. It's a hoarder cave with every little piece of paper he ever scribbled a whore's number on
Wow. So at some point you just give up? Just like fuck it, I'll never get this shit clean so why try....
A guy opened a pizza shop near me. His brother worked there and rented a trailer from a friend's parents. They said when he moved out, they found 3-4 inches of dog shit in the tub.
Prior to that, one night we watched this pig slice a pizza for an order. It's fucking hotter than hell and sweat is pouring off this guy's forehead, down his nose, and dripping right into that pizza. At the time we thought it was funny, but now, in my old age, kind of wish I'd have said something.