Only the tip, please.

"... She positioned her hands so that I could only go in just a little bit "just the tip" and not much further."

i would've WRECKED the version of dana getting probed by that negro there

This old hag is fucking disgusting. I wouldn't even cum tribute her.

That scene was probably shot just before she started losing it.

Back on the merry go round.

The first Milf??? Candy Samples, Kay Parker and a slew of others would beg to differ.

Right on backdoorman. Candy and Kay are at the top of my list.

Isn't she fouling her nest doing this? I guess as a remittance woman way far away in the Southwestern United States, it was a family embarrassment but acceptable as the family friends and local society wouldn't see it. Now she is flaunting it in her sister's face, in their own backyard. I am guessing the mother's will was el stiffo as far as Dana was concerned and it is now back into survival mode. I predicted the homeless act by August 1st, since she is starting up again in Toronto, it should be inevitable. I may have missed the window by a few weeks, but it is coming.

The LuvinLioness needs to up her PR game.

She looks good for her age in that pic.

After all, you are not jerking yourself off to reality - its a fantasy. If she licks the cum off a prolapsed anus - all the better.

Cash reserves from the Minnesota and contributions from White Knight Society of the Upper Midwest must be running low. Showdown with sis might be coming soon.

Padova, The Generizer missed the LuvinLioness lady love treatment.

I wouldn't exactly call where she is Toronto. Brampton / Caledon is a commuter city far from the downtown. It's like saying you're in NYC and you're stuck south of Staten Island. I won't be making the drive.

Aunt Peg put her to shame.

Peg and Kay together


And a latter day one from the 80's and beyond


Ona Zee

They were Queens, indeed.

This gif really shows off her white trashiness. Cigarette in hand sitting on couch in what appears to be trailer home. I can almost hear her smoker's laugh wheeze. I wouldn't be surprised if she just reeks of booze and nicotine sweat.

She is an "actor" and that must be "the set."

yeah, set on cinderblocks in the yard.

Dana meets her long lost sister in Toronto:


That seems roomy for a broke-down hooker. Her abode must be like a 1985 Winnebago camper shell.

And where is Lucky?

Dana ate Lucky!

I know for a first hand fact that Ona Zee still looks great.

She does a lot of entertaining in that RV/Camper park.

Given all the anal talk in the other thread(s) I thought I'd post this picture of the LuvinLioness' caboose. Classy gents, line up.

A recent picture from FB. Dana is on a PR roll.
Behind her is the saloon that hosted her back in 1896.

^^^that's actually a nice outfit on her.

You called it! All is not well in Greater Toronto:



Maybe she could latch on to one of the Argonaut CFL football players. She's done plenty of IR scenes, shouldn't be too much of a stretch for her (pun not intended).

She looks like the older waitress type that every run down strip club seems to have working. She's too old to strip anymore but likes to still drink and flirt with the customers.

Kingfish - you could be the lucky, classy gent to show Dana a good time around Toronto!

I have never been to Toronto nor do I have plans to visit anytime soon. So that is not going to happen, but thanks for the suggestion. I am not a professional mope like a Dave Hardman and cannot get my dick up for anything that simply smells fishy, so my interest in Dana is schadenfreudal not sexual.

The haggard strip club waitress is a good descriptor. I would extend it to a ancient waitress or a superannuated boozy regular at some biker dive bar asking loudly at closing time "who is the handsome fella taking me home to my trailer tonight".

There is cognitive dissonance in our intrepid lady, she is absolutely aged white trash but expects the jet-set millionaire suitors to send the Gulfstream to pick her up for a tropical island getaway. Fornicating with Negro ex-convicts on video does not one make a celebrity but simply a cog in the massive global machine in the workaday world of pornography. At what point in the desperation cycle would a carton of cigarettes or a pint of hooch get a hobbyist a hand job?

It's now all up to Toronto-based hobbyists and white knights.
Dana may have to look up some old high school sweetheart in Toronto and rent a garage. No word on Lucky. He is not mentioned any more. He may have had to stay in the USA.

I think Lucky is the property of a prop company and needed to be returned upon Dana leaving the country. Lucky can finally live up to his name, as he is free from the claws of the Luvinlioness.

She may have sold him to a Korean butcher for $20.

Ouch!



and an update

Dana Hayes @danahayesxxx 8 hours ago Orangeville, Ontario
In hospital today

She actually doesn't look that bad in that saloon picture, but I bet she smells awful

She must have gotten a good shower at the hospital or at the social services center they referred her to after her stay.

Dana turns 62-ish next week. Which birthday gift would she treasure the most?

^ that is funny as fuck

Can you share the link to her FB?

I thought I had it but I can't find that photo anywhere on the FB page I've got.

https://www.facebook.com/theRealDanaHayes/



She has a second site


https://www.facebook.com/dana.hayes.5661?fref=ts

Dana has the birthday blues......from her FB page

My birthday is Aug 13 and still single so that's another birthday alone. Every birthday since 1996 alone..
Help. I am really nice. I fear being alone this long will send me to a early grave.

Too late

Shit, her sister is one stone-cold sibling. No birthday cake for the old girl.

How many white knights and hobbyists will send Dana birthday goodies? I bet they will send her shit that she doesn't want, i.e. everything but money. Does the old broad even have a online wish list?

She needs a profile on Plenty of Fish, a discreet one.
Charming mature lady ISO adventurous and well-heeled gent.

Is there no one filming granny porn these days? No money in it? What about mature/GILF magazines? Shes not that horrid for someone her age. She have no imagination for jobs or is she truly mentally ill or so poison no company will touch her?

Bitch is too old for me. Two weeks ago I had a sweet young than named Allison. She is 26 years old and sweet as Tupelo honey.

She must act weird, come to work drugged out, or be "difficult to work with" so they don't call her back.

I had a nightmare featuring the Luvinlioness. I was a classy gentleman of about sixty-five, of independent means, living in the Toronto area and still, surprisingly, able to bring it and keep it up. I had contacted a certain matronly escort currently working the Toronto environs, swelling at the thought of her reproducing some of her nastier turns I'd come across on DVD. I contributed the requisite number of Canadian red roses for anal but when it came to the piece de resistance, the Lioness screamed, just the tip, just the tip! I woke up drenched in sweat and hoping I'd gone for the 30 year old Acadian girl.

That, and there's simply no market for Bea Arthur porn anymore.

Like I've said before, she has to move to Hungary or Germany, where the OMA porn world is active.