1.) Melly Lauren. every time I see this chick i wanna stroke it to her but as soon as I whip it out, the thought that it might be Monsieur sitting behind the keyboard kills my wood

2.) John Garfield. He has not yet accepted his fate. SON OF JOR-EL, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! or matt ramsey, whatever the case maybe.

3.) JRV. cause he bitched about not making monkey’s list.

4.) Heart. for making that song “all i wanna do is make love to you” WTF????

5.) whoever made this guy sad.