I used tree branch that blew down to fish another tree branch off my roof. I am bob fucking vila

He fought the law and the law won.

Baaaadd

Fucking OnStar.

You really stink up the joint

A whore let me fuck her in the ass with no rubber then stick it back up her pussy for $90 but she got offended when I asked her to spit in my face and stormed out.

I haven't fucked a whore up her ass in almost thirty years. I am all about the pussy.

So, the TV was on in the background with local news and they were doing a story about the homeless in downtown LA. They interviewed a couple of the homeless guys and one of them turns out to be a guy from porn who I knew and would see at the bukkakies!
He was more often at BI shoots, especially the ones shot in the office (green carpet scenes, not the mustard palace)
Anyway, they used his real name and he was identified under his name as "homeless man".
I suppose this is now a "so what, you're surprised a mope is now homeless?" thing, but it is a wild coincidence.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wxez4...-public-library

My local library unknowingly hosted a porn shoot during business hours. Ellie Eilish managed to get in a BJ, solo masturbation, and even mish to pop shot all while the library was open. It's a pretty good scene, I found it on a tube site called porntrex without too much searching. (it has been pulled off pornhub and some others)

search Ellie Eilish - Tiny Teen Sis Caught Fucking in crowded Public Library