Yeah, those fart posts are silent, but deadly.

Okay in all seriousness: Anyone who thinks they can incite a civil war (or "cival" war, as one illiterate fuck famously put it) over Trump's removal is going to be gravely disappointed by it's outcome.

I want you to remember what happened the last time this occurred. A bunch of racist snowflakes got their panties in an uproar because Lincoln thought that slavery shouldn't be expanded beyond where it already existed. NOT that he would abolish it. NOT that he was going to turn the masters into the servants and vice versa. NOT (which seems to have been their biggest bugaboo) that he was going to let the field Mandingoes impregnate their wives and daughters.

Yet, like the true snowflakes they were, the rednecks thought each and every one of these things would happen. So they panicked. And in panicking, they wrought their own destruction.

They thought they would win quick and easy, because they had the best Officers in the regular army; because of their "martial spirit" and purported "natural ability to commans" after running plantations.

None of that mattered. They got beat. Hard.

Now Flash forward to today:

You've got the same fucking tripe happening. You've got a bunch of whiny snowflakes threatening to draw blood because they're afraid of losing their perceived dominance. Only this time, the best Officers in the military are utterly disgusted by Trump. They are tuning against him in droves. "Mad Dog" Mattis. John Kelly. Admiral McRaven who led the mission against Bin Laden. Field officers like Col. Vindman. I, myself, know three active, reserve and retired officers (one of each) who would "personally shoot the sonofabitch" (in Patton's parlance) if given the chance.

Nor is this limited to the active military. As FB noted, and as I personally know for a fact, there are just as many, if not more, gun owners who are NOT right wing open carry nutjobs. You know why they don't get attention? Because they're not so bleeding insecure about the size of their Johnsons as the Goobers.

All the purported "Cival" Warriors have is a bunch of fatfuck rednecks who probably couldn't knock a beer can off a tree stump because they're too blind drunk on 'shine to see straight.

I would also remind our twitchy brethren that, numerically, they are in the minority. Your man lost the popular vote by 3,000,000 votes. He is drastically losing support in the polls daily, and if you start this shit, the support he has left will tank.

Bottom line: Don't try it. You WILL lose.

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