Do not say I did not warn you

https://youtu.be/dd7ySopIwog

"The Firebird X destruction video that surfaced months ago was an isolated batch of Firebird X models built in 2009-2011 which were unsalvageable and damaged with unsafe components. This isolated group of Firebird X models were unable to be donated for any purpose and were destroyed accordingly.


Pete Townshend was not available for comment

I can imagine a Gibson executive hooked up to a polygraph reading that official statement and it exploding like when Homer Simpson was asked if he understood the question.

That is total book cooking tax write off shit because the fire bird X was such a colossal failure they could not give them away. Trying to suggest they could not yank out all the electronics and repurpose the bodies is pure nonsense. Or maybe donate them to poor kids or something

Rose wood takes over 100 years to grow

Gibson and their rich white boy dentist money base of buyers who can afford 6 thousand dollar guitars and 4 thousand dollar amps to play Eric Clapton riffs can suck piss in hell for eternity.