It is a new memorex cd tape deck radio cheap combo thing I got around December. Second one I've had problems with.

How Porn Stars Broke the News to Their Parents

http://www.thedailybeast.com/how-porn-stars-broke-the-news-to-their-parents

Now it's a volcano-50,000 flee
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/09/25/...saw-before.html

Hugh Hefner dead at 91.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/hugh-hefner-dead-91/story?id=50144683

+1

Tom Petty, Gregg Allman, and Chris Cornell all die this year and fucking Courtney Love is still alive. This is not a fair world we live in.

Shortly there will be 2-3 notable people dying per day w/ the explosion of the sports and entertainment industries in the past 30yrs.

Is Eddie Vedder the last man standing from the grunge singers? I think so.

I had every Bloom County book as a kid

Bella Thorne rocks porn-covered outfit on red carpet:
http://nypost.com/2017/10/13/bella-thorn...r_share=twitter

Can someone explain bitcoin mining to me???? On a dumbass level. I've looked it up but can't make heads nor tails of it.

Ask PT Barnum

Back atcha, Chuck. This one oughta be interesting.

Bitch let me throat fuck her for $120. I've seen her before, I think I'm just going to stick with her from now on. Cheaper better and kinkier than most of the sluts in my area and I know I won't get ripped off.

pic?

I am not going to put her on blast. She just looks like a normal woman. Her nipple tasted kind of sweet like candy flavored body lotion or something and she said she was lactating. I also had her put me in a choke hold. She cums a lot but maybe she is just trying to swell my ego. Second time I've seen her now.

Reading Gore Vidal while listening to gorenoise

And here I thought I'd settle for a simple Irish wake. Looks like I'll be revising my will...

China Cracks Down on Funeral Strippers Hired to Entertain Mourners, Attract Larger Crowds

My garage is being re-fitted for earthquake fitness and I am having to park on the street this week. This morning I found this little gem on my windshield. Anyone care to call this beast?

I just called the number and someone actually answered. I asked him to teach me the ways of beasthood and how he has an 888 number and he just kept saying -woman only bro, no homo -and hung up.

LOL!

Ya know the guy is clueless when he asks for a "mentally mature" woman 26-42. Gotta go post menopausal for that, and your chance is still only 50/50.

"FIU is about building bridges and student safety. This project accomplishes our mission beautifully," -FIU President Mark B. Rosenberg.

For some reason Google replaced the Google Finance site with a page that is truly a worthless pile of shit.

^ There's something fishy going on there, for sure.


Ever wonder how much of your personal info is stored by GoogleAppleMicrosoftAmazon? Check out this lil bugger. (pun intentional)

https://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/a-guy...g-beyond-belief

google trackers

Tracking pornhub searches ... that has me nervous.

Use a second browser that has no gmail account attached to it.

I checked the other day. Nothing came up, said I have my location history turned off.

Note to Arby's: Gyro is pronounced "year-oh," not, "euro."

^ Fuck that noise, it's pronounced "Jai-Ro". You know who told me so?

^Even I only pronounce it properly when I'm in Greece. "Jai-ro" is just how to say it in America.

People who say, "Black don't crack" haven't seen Shaq lately.

Man who has had sex with over 700 cars r...lkswagen Beetle

I could probably hump an early 60's Riviera.

^'72

oops, typo. Yeah, curved window, vagina lines.

Maybe I should give up on dieting and just try to find the girdle they put Frank Thomas into for these Nugenix commercials. What do you call a man's girdle anyway, a mirdle?

I accidentally shaved my face with my dick razor.