I poured it into toilet. I needed the beaker to store the drink mix packets in.

Oh Good God ! lol

Just get clippers. Use #1 on yer nuts, #2 on the rest of your body, then #3 on yer face.

I use an old electric beard trimmer on 0 setting, bundle/twist up the shrubbery into a handfull bunch and give it a buzz. Then I "hover" over remaining hairs so not to clip the skin. Then off to shower and off the remaining hair with razor cartridge [6 blades!].

I use cordless electric clippers to give myself a haircut. I use the size 000 comb and go allover my head with it, its kinda like crew cut, but I call it an "Alex". Giving myself an "Alex" is having a new haircut

^^ Tranzer you fucking Mandavoshka Trotskyite. Are you even a citizen of the U.S.? Show a picture of your birth certificate...the one that doesn't have your baby-shemale-daddy's aids-sperm dripping all over it.

If Putin starts another progrom, I'm emailing your name and address to the Kremlin.

This is all you need to know. End of story.

I think panzer is due for some more time in the gimp box.

Fuck, pics of shaved nut sack hair! Note to self, don't click on this thread again.

he's more of a "solitary" type offender at this point.. And I see he's mixing with the humans in the food threads too. ??

Look in the Google search bar...looks like tranny sniffer searched for "More anus."

What a fucking disgusting keyboard. Get an air gun and blow off the chip debris and caked-on shit stains.

You got that right!

I was searching for supplements, then I somehow got to HGH, then Nick Nolte's name came up and then Rick Morani's name came up. I figured that if I changed the letters to his name then it would sound Moreanus, but then I figured that Moaranus would sounds better, since someone could read "rea" as "ree" in Moreanus.

Dick Moaranus. Get it?!

Someone bought this butt plug on eBay for $405.00

How many ziplocs full of legos would that be?

Depends. But I say somewhere between 12-15 of quality ones.

Can jacking be compared to meditation in the same sense?

Found this gallery of girls in military uniforms

I will not click on anything Panzer suggests.

I'm surprised the MVP trophy for the All Star game last night wasn't a Derek Jeter bobblehead.

I don't know if you can find it on youtube or elsewhere, but Pete Rose was in the XMSirius studio yesterday and he interviewed on Opie and __________ and later in the day he was on Ron and Fez. Amazing guy.

^this. Pete's the man. totally changed my uninformed opinion of him. that is of the man, not the player.

Is the O&A show on at all? Opie doing thing on his own? I still think it's all a work.

I guess Opie and Norton are running out the last couple months of their contracts.

I think Cumia gonna do a podcast.

Speaking of podcasts, I been listening to Stone Cold's. 3 part Kevin Nash one and 2 part Ric Flair. Both very good. Wish the volume was up a little on them mics, but atleast it is consistent, unlike RFVideo. YouTube has em, and I listen in my shop. The Flair one I can barely hear over the machines.

He was great on both shows in different ways. He is quick witted and a student of the game. Re-telling the DiMaggio story on O&A as well as rolling with the jokes, then Ronnie B going deep with him. Best of the day was him exiting R&F and telling Ron "you really know your stuff"

Thanks for the heads up, Jam Master J.

Huh? I was actually talking to Lou about something in a thread about nothing. If you heard it, chime in. If not, ignore.

Fuck Marvel Comics!!!

Thor is a chick now and Captain America is a fucking coon. America really is doomed. Fucking minority politically correct Nazism bull shit.

Was thanking jerkie for the heads up on the Stone cold podcast. Sorry for the confusion.

Here is a link to em. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NboLLCfR6vQ

4part JR is a little old, but has lots of good stuff about Mid South, from the psychology Watts used for booking TV to how he handled the boys. I am psyched to finish this up and start the 2 part Sean Waltman interview.

Now that google and youtube are one in the same, if I am logged into my gmail, it saves my spot on youtube videos, so it is really easy to listen to long shit.

Watts was a people person. Ever seen his shoot? Oh, he's a big evangelical and shit but can't get a sentence out without "fuck" in it. He's a fucking piece of shit. Made great episodic tv, tho.

Yeah, right!

jimmy norton was on a certain podcast this week. one that's very friendly with both the O and the A. jimmy expressed feelings that its a temporary thing. however..anthonycumia.com has been launched and will take your $$.

o&as contract is up august 4.

these are the facts as of now.

Ronnie B is so underrated. he's missing the boat though. orrr he's brilliant.

missing the boat equals...he should have his own podcast like corolla and joe.
brilliant equals ...he might be the last great interviewer left on satellite radio this fall. as rogan pointed out to jimmy norton this week...with pandora and spotify nobody looks to subscription radio for just music. that was turn of the century thinking. its howard, o&a, ron and fezz etc that sells subscription service listening. it has to be next level comedy entertainment with precision logic.

I saw Ringo Starr and his All-Starr Band tonight at the Greek Theater. What a fun and wonderful show and an amazing place to see it. They go back on tour in October if anyone wants to see it. I will definitely consider it again for next summer. They always end the tour at the Greek. If you like the hit songs from Ringo, The Beatles, Toto, Santana, Mr. Mister and Todd Rungren you should go see this show. Not much theatrically, but very solid musicianship by old pros.

According to Wikipedia he has been doing this tour since 1989 (with many lineup changes over the years). The house was packed and young and old enjoyed the show. Several of the songs were conducted as sing-alongs. As Ringo says at the beginning of the show, you know all of the songs we are going to play tonight. Several guests in the audience got on stage to sing "(I Get By)With a Little Help From My
Friends", including Edgar Winter and Jimmy Page.

Edgar Winter was there? Johnny just died. The show must go on. Pros.

On the other end of the spectrum, I saw Tantric, Fuel and Filter. Tantric and Fuel were really good. Filter was OK, but who cares?

I'm still kicking myself for not seeing Gregg Allman earlier this month. Probably the last chance.

It is summer time in Europe and Selena Gomez has made her debut as a Yacht Whore.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...mini-dress.html

http://online.wsj.com/articles/when-stap...ound-1406169004

How un- governmenty to actually get a good deal. Of course, it makes me wonder how many units of Product X will be take home by sticky fingered office workers. Will the number of pilfered supplies go up because of the "they didn't pay shit for them, anyway" disease?

Hahahahahaha, those are supposed to be in store loss leaders...I can't believe someone at Staples didn't catch this ahead of time and write in a max purchase limit or "in store only" clause....either way fuck them. I'm glad they got fucked. Office supply store upper management are villainous scum on par with the Third Reich, Luis Garavito, Gilles De Rais and Ben Shapiro

The article says that these prices and unlimited quantities were approved by Staples' top brass.

Probably a kick back for a tax break.

Old or not? I turned 60 on the 24th.....I need a nap.

Careful around the dirt!

Happy Brithday, brutha. I hope some fine young thing 1/3 yer age gave you yer birthday spankins.

I've finished the 100 Happy Days http://alexshappy100days.blogspot.com

http://www.vice.com/read/america-runs-on-anal

I can't stop laughing at this:

http://gawker.com/park-slope-kids-salon-stop-calling-your-wifi-lulus-a-1553651388



This works on so many levels. To me the best comedy, like the best art, is that which works within boundaries for maximum effectiveness. Calling people motherfuckers, cunts, etc. isn't that clever. This is very clever when you think about pretentious Brooklyn hipsters taking their kids to snobby salons. You can have this procedure done, I see ads for it in the LA Weekly all the time. I don't think children are the typical recipients though.

What caused this: an asshole being an asshole; the proprietor upsetting a nearby resident or other business through excessive noise or fighting over parking; or something else. The brilliance in this is the person didn't break any laws I can think of and got his or her point across.

Gawker's desperate nonsense is bullshit.

Vice's desperate nonsense is bullshit closer to entertainment. [1] [2]

Anachronistic desperate nonsense is bullshit that won't go away.

It really does read better when I remember to use the Stewie Griffin voice.

Copying other people's bullshit again.

It makes a better fit imagining the camp crew cut behind barbwire.

Wait, the old lady librarian who only posts C&P's is busting my balls for copying? More like agreeing with what should be a board policy.

And BTW: My family left Europe in the 1890s, so your chimney jokes and death camp jokes are as far off the mark as your jaded view of the world. Try making a single post on here that is original content, clever, witty, sad, personal, informative, or at least one that does not make you sound like a self-righteous, judgemental Stewie Griffin playing Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh in the school play.