and faceblaster the soy stuff is surprisingly good.its right on par with the pork.never really been a fan of the beef chorizo.id always be dissapointed as a kid if we had that shit for breakfast.

Man, I was hoping you were dyslexic and meant to type a Cadillac CTS-V. Those photos took forever to download on satellite so there was some suspense here. But either way that's a nice ride. Cadillac is supposedly building some fine cars the last few years and if I'm not mistaken are now selling the fastest US production model on the market.

On a totally different note all my glasses arrived from Amazon today and were intact. The tall ones, the ones the photo was posted of, are pretty damn sexy retro glasses in a Christina Hendricks kind of way.

I do love me a Cadillac car. Nice ride, guy.

yeah good stuff bdm. you can fit at least three hookers in that trunk, yes?.

First the gold cross necklace and now a caddie. Are you trying to cultivate a particular image BDM?

You trade in the new one you bought, or you going with Grocery Store ride, and Mackin Bitches ride?

i doubt it conq... if he were trying to cultivate a true image the caddy would have a surgical mask on the front and a diaper on the back. maybe some oxygen tanks strapped to the hood and a piss bag under the seats too.?

In all fairness to BDM we've only seen it at the car lot.

in all fairness to bdm a lightning strike raised dust that nearly killed him. he's on the ragged edge and i respect that.

I remember talking to a black salesman when I was looking for my first car and he was showing off the size of the trunk, "Look at the size of this motherfucking trunk!?! You could fit all kinds of pussy up in there. How many bitches do you think you could fit in that thing?" I was just like, "Why the fuck would I ever want to do that?" I left without even going for a test drive.

Anyways, congrats on the caddy, bdm.

Car reminds me of this song.

That is one long pen.

what the fuck?. i signed in here today because i was sure bdm would have replied by now.

he's out slinging dick in that red caddy isn't he?. fucken geriatric freak. good for him, yes?.

He must be busy with a bitch he macked at the Hamvention.

How long till he posts pics of his new cane, cause he had a gout flare up.

not sure about the gout bit. he's like fourth generation hillbilly and i think i read somewhere that webbed feet protect you from gout and mountain dew mouth.

Ha ha ha ha

White wool carpet 12'x12' on sale at Room and Board $250

Red one piece at Guess for my Holly Michaels shoot $50

Never white carpet, never white pants. 2 rules a dipshit needs to live by, and I certainly do.

I don't have kids or pets, yet I certainly don't run my home like a museum. It looks crisp with my grey floors and furniture. I love good design, but it has to be livable first. And it is.

Will you let her keep it or will you return it back for teh money?

She gets to keep it since it's kind of a bathing suit which makes it final sale aka no refunds.

Business write-off?

Yes

What's Mountain Dew Mouth?

Prolly bad teef.

i figured, but was hoping for something more profound.

Tears Naturale

All of their products are great. If you find yourself spending a lot of time in front of screens in dry air conditioned environments these eye drops are great.

If you know any old guys who have been into computers forever you'll find they get vision problems more than people who haven't spent their time staring at screens. One of the main causes for this is that we FORGET TO BLINK. Seriously.

EDIT: I buy either the plain Teats Naturale or the Tears Naturale II. They both work exactly the same for me but the II can be found in larger bottles.

If you find your eyes are feeling uncomfortable give this stuff a shot. It ranges in price from around 8 bucks to 14 bucks depending on the drops and the shop.

USB Body Fat Scale from Amazon $45 with free shipping. It measures weight, body fat %, body water %, body muscle % and bone mass. It also comes with software to allow you to upload the data to a computer through the USB port and has software that plots the data.

"Teats Naturale". that would be a good series. Figgs for sure would be in.

that i would.

I don't just not blink often enough, an ophthalmologist once told me that I don't completely close my eyes when I blink either. I don't know if it's from using a computer or what. I guess I just don't want to miss even a moment of all this sweet action!

And now here are some Teats Naturale:

Look at Sofies Teats Naturale.

Love to see either one of those gals do hardcore.

A pair of cheap ass sunglasses and a shirt from a local tattoo shop.

it's a west virginia epidemic. for real. google it barry...this is stuff you have to know.

That reminds me. A local mechanic that does most of my work is supposed to be rounding up some moonshine for me. I've been busy the last couple of days. I thought I was going to parlay helping a 20 year old chick with a phone card into some pussy but turns out way too much drama and really seedy characters around her for me. Then I had a doctors appt. out of town. Neurological. I haven't had a small stroke as suspected and I blew some of the cognitive tests out of the water. I named 30 different animals in 60 seconds which the doc said was a personal record for his patients. Most only do around 15. No sign of early alzheimers, Parkinsons or MS.
On the caddy. A friend I went to college with was the salesman. I had contacted him to look for one for me and in less than 48 hours one showed up on the lot where he works. Those pics don't do it justice. It looks fucking great detailed and I am just beginning to understand some of the bells and whistles. The satellite radio must have some scrip time left as it's still active. Heated seats front and back, back up and parking sensors, etc.... pretty loaded. About a 48,000 dollar car when it was new. They threw in window tinting, 24000 mile warranty, bumper to bumper rubber and tire replacement in failure or accident, front end alignment, the detailing, and wiped the engine down good plus a half tank of premium gas. How could I pass it up ? The dealership is the same place I will be getting the Camry serviced. Drove it to the doc today. It's a great car.
I have indeed tried to reinvent myself just a little without going over the top hopefully. Been dressing a little nicer, smelling a little better [lol] stepping a little higher. One of my friends at the hamvention who hadn't seen me face to face for a while says I look better than I have in 10 years of sickness. I'll probably have a massive coronary tomorrow but I feel a lot better than I have in a while.

...and that video B posted is fucking hot !!!!!!!!

Glad you are still around Backy, some of us were worried.

You trade in the other car, or just pick up a second?

That video could wake the dead. If they allowed hotlinking I'd have done it but it was well worth the extra click. If you click her name at the upper left of the kindgirls page it will reveal all the videos and pics they have of her.

Here she is

I'm gonna run my first batch in 3 days tonight, with thoughts of being able to afford this in my head.

No shit that is worthy of your other thread.

Edit: And the thing is, if you could get to the Ukraine, you could afford it.

I keep looking at my cuuuuuute little radio! I SO HAVE A DESIGN WOODY FOR THIS! It's more of an iPod dock with a side dish of AM/FM. Originally, I was on the hunt for this (http://courtneyoutloud.wordpress.com/2012/05/21/weekend-recap-2/), but Urban Outfitters was sold out and though I was sold on the baby blue, I needed a sound system immediately for my Holly Michaels shoot for Fox Magazine the next day. Girls always ask if I have music. I always forget most people like music, especially to move to during photo shoots. I don't listen to music at home; just in the car (thank you, XM Radio), so finally I joined society and bought an iPod dock.

Down the street at Target, I found this little guy- the Crosley iSolo Universal iPod Dock. It's $89.99, but was is sale for $79!!! Its retro style looks great with my minimalist grey wool couch yet loud enough to entertain a small party in my living room. And to think I nearly spent $199 on the baby blue Crosley from Urban Outfitters which one of my favorite design blogs, www.courtneyoutloud.com, picked up. But I did pick up 'design woody' from him and entered that into my lexicon.

Between my iPod and Holly Micahaels,' we had music the entire shoot to keep the flow. What a perfect model to break it in. She's never been a stripper, but she should be. Every move was a picture. Each pose flowed into the other. Arched, languid, long, perfection. I couldn't stop shooting. I felt like I'd miss out!



Pics of Holly Michaels' shoot coming soon in GPT!

Nice lookin box there, Gia.

7 day pill organizer with 28 compartments. I use all of them. <sigh>. It was about 10 bucks.

Answered that in my post but still have the Camry. My friend drove it back from the dealership while I drove the caddy and was completely astounded.

yep, i missed it.

Caddy's are the Cadillac of cars.

screws and duct tape for the a/c. oil for my wahl.

National Lampoon October 1974 issue. Google it, it's probably not the cover that you are thinking of, but it is still very famous and the best selling issue of the mag ever. Noteworthy as it was the first time P.J. O'Rourke acted as editor-in-chief, and has a beautiful full color "Trots & Bonnie" cartoon by Shary Flenniken. The girls steal the lesbian gym teacher's strap-on. Hilarity ensues. Also, has a short story by Chris Miller, "Night of the Seven Fires", which was used as source material for "Animal House". The mag was in fine condition, so it was worth the $39 I paid for it. Near mint can cost as much as $50 or $60.

Picked up 3 pocket tees at JCP for about 20 bucks.

Closed on a newly built house for the first time a month ago. And the only way I'll ever remember the date is because only half the world and their Mothers were saying, "May the Fourth be with you". *facepalm*