I think Teh Drumpfinator should adopt the Violent Femmes "Blister In The Sun" from the early 80s. It covers a lot of his turf: small hands, overexposure to sun, chronic masturbation, erratic behavior, arrogance, etc.. I especially like the NY Daily cover. Drumpf isn't using Legos, which are intended for kids > 4. He's using Duplo blocks--intentionally oversized for toddlers so they won't swallow them.