I'm 96% certain it wasn't your own, but either way, what'd you or your buddy do?

$4.56 1x 4 Piece Mild Fried Chicken
$3.26 1x Spicy Wild Naked Chicken Chalupa
$2.18 1x Small Pineapple Cosmic Coolata
$7.99 1x Insoles
$54.90 Haband Dot Com Purchase

mouthguard . shirt from BR

Here's another little something for the Jooze: I just discovered McD's sausage & egg biscuit costs exactly the same amount as the Big Breakfast. And the B.B. has the exact same ingredients, just not assembled as a sammich. But it has a bigger portion of eggs, includes hash browns plus comes with a bag of jam (both grape & strawberry), ketchup, salt & pepper.

Jooze don't eat that crap. That shit'll kill ya. You cheap bastid

^ Good point, the sausage is pork. Also, I'm on Crestor & baby aspirin now. If Dick Cheney is being kept alive, I think I have a while left.

Unless it's Panzer, but he'll eat his own turds as long as he can douse 'em with ketchup and top 'em with pepperoni.




You forget that Dick Cheney's Oil Money is about 1,000 times greater than your piddling oil-funded government handout. He's already had one heart transplant, and prolly has three on ice just in case. All you've got is... ice.

Lawn mower maintenance! Spark plug, oil, air filter, new blade.

Cell phone. Coffee. Coldcuts. Haircut.

180 days of Premium World of Tanks for $40.24 [30% off anniversary coupon included]; its very painful/frustrating to inch ahead with free/non-premium account - all the silver credits that I earn barely cover repairs, ammo and consumables.

snappy tee from frank and oak

Twin Peaks Emmy screener box set FYC, complete third season 2018. Ebay

Lucky brand wife beaters. couple pairs of cons fr china

1x Hot Doggy with ketchup, mustard and relish $2.18
1x Cheesesteak Sandwich $4.55
1x 4pk Chicken Tenders $4.55

all at Nathan's

2017 Lexus CT200H hybrid in grey with full nav package and sunroof. Yee-haw!

Nice!

1x 18oz bottle of Bud Ice - $1.00
1x 24oz can of Key Stone Ice - $0.99
1x 25oz can of Natty Daddy - $0.99

Short sleeve dress shirt. Invisible socks. New bike chains (to lock up and the one that makes da wheel go round). New bike light. Diesel undershirts and drawers.

DRess shirt for wedding

Swim goggles

A used pair of JBL LSR professional studio monitor powered speakers from Ebay. It's a popular model for music/TV/film production and this model has been out of production for a few years now. The newer models suck ass and original ones are getting hard to find. Found an original owner pair and bought them last week during an Ebay promotion that saved me an additional 15%.
They sound fucking great! Watching that Jack White, Jimmy Page, Edge from U2 movie through them now.

White converse. Undies . T shirts

nice collard sweater. Oh some undies and shirts NYC. And I got to hang w Gia again. Sorry I was late.

^stock image off the internet, not mine.

Just got back from the range. Still in the honeymoon phase. Only shot about 125 rounds. 100 38 special, and about 24 357 magnum rounds. Great gun. I was considering a colt python but just could not justify the crazy prices. Very happy with this one.

Double breasted suit by Chester Barrie. Shamrock pendant.

Let me guess: Gangs of New York party coming up?

Lol was just in New York! Had a great time w the woman and Gia was kind enough to come out with us and get buzzed.

Also: Just bought one of those tooth pendants . Gonna go 70's wop gangster instead for the party,

Some original tattoo art. Muay thai shin pads.

Pocket square/hanky deal. Belt fr J Crew

Lock for my bike, which was stolen but recovered yesterday.

How very Canadian

ROTF: return of the farter

I fucked a whore in the ass bare for $100. She let me do ass to pussy and sucked on my asshole. I screwed her in reverse pile position and my legs went weak after I blew my load up her shitter from holding my fat ass up. I have no idea why she let me do these things to her for so little money. I probably have aids now.

It's beyond me why someone would steal a lock for a bike, and how in the world did you recover it?

^ Forget it Blue. It's Canada.

Because she was a nasty skank crack whore who needed a fix. It's not rocket science.

Stolen bikes page on fb.. i had a pic up. Some random dude msgd me : "is this it". It was. He was a bike courier and his other courier buddy was staring right at it. Told him to take it . Went in to the bakery where it was parked and told the kid who was riding it (I believe his story about finding it) that he was taking it. Went to his house and gave him a chunk of hash and we were good. So he tells me to look out for his delivery bike (those expensive ones w the front cart). Hour later some guy contacts him saying he was gonna buy one online and the seller was being shady. So he got his bike back too. What a day.




White Banana Republic Khakis for seven fuckin bucks.

Are you suggesting a skank would have let me stick eight fingers inside her and gape her cunt and ass at the same time like she did?

For a price, yes.


So why only eight? No room for more.... you missing a couple.... or run out of money?

You realize that his previous screenname was "Fat Bloody Fingers", yes?

Rash guard

That's probably what FBF should have used with his crack whore.

So it's "no room for more". Or... it could be "run out of money". Give a whore enough drugs and the sky's the limit. Must not have had enough for those last couple oxzy or that last line or two.

I did not want to hurt her. What kind of a creep do you think I am? 8 was the most that would fit. She was very stretchy. I had 6 fingers in her ass at one point and she politely asked me to ease up a bit as I had just got done fucking her ass. She seemed to really enjoy it when I played with her cervix. I did a little bit of the max hardcore push the asshole out through the cunt and push the cunt out through the ass thing. I offered her a red bull for the ride home because she was tired and she said they were bad for your health.

She was probably a tweaker. Teeth not so great.

FBF was a lyric I stole from the song Rabbit In Your Headlights

QOTD

She said her day job was hospice care. She was telling me she used to hate sex and her ex husband was a total piece of shit. It was not like I was even trying to do the facial abuse meat holes psychological abuse tell me about your childhood thing. I just asked her if she had always been so kinky and she just volunteered the in info. She was a very plain unassuming red neck type of girl. If you had seen her on the street she was the last person you would think is a complete whore.