here ill fill in:

"i went into frys electronics and told the sales associate i needed a router for a good price,after introducing myself as charles.he took me to the section where they had them and i noticed the price.now seeing as it was 20 dollars more than i wanted to pay i told him i could get it for cheaper online.he said he was sorry i felt that way and checked with his manager to see if he could get me the employee discount.

so jackson runs to see his manager while i fantasize about the 75 cent piece of pizza im going to have for lunch.jackson comes back and informs me i will get the discount and i thank him.after leaving the store with my new router i enjoy my slice of pizza at my favorite cheap pizzeria.i complain that there wasnt enough cheese and they say the next slice is comped.so of course i cash that in right then.this slice has too much cheese!i peel the extra cheese off to eat by itself later on at home.

but before that i check the village voice to see if i can find a nice whore willing to unload an enema induced shit stream on her own face.i work up quit the sweat while doing all of this and when i call her i tell her expect me to be kind of smelly but you will be properly compensated.

she shows up and counts the money,then strips.im playing with my balls as i watch her and hand her the enema box.she bends over and administers it as i smell my hand.shit i forgot i was just playing with my stinky balls with that hand.while waiting for her to have to shoot that shit stream all over herself she gives me a nice handjob using 25 cent lotion i got from the local russian owned bodega and i cum on her tits.

finally she gets to the point of no return and lays upside down against the couch which is covered in plastic wrap(i got the idea after watching american psycho).waves of watery brown shit fly into the air before raining down all over her body and face.i rub the shit more into her face and hair.i hand her a dollar twenty five towel to clean up most of the shit before she hits the shower.

while shes in there i smell her panties and am dissapointed there are no shit stains or traces of her ass.needless to say i didnt tip the whore and was less than pleased when she left.to think i gave her 200 dollars for all of that only for it to be so fleeting.

having worked up an appetite i go to the kitchen and prepare my famous spaghetti.i make my own sauce from bbq sauce and ketchup.instead of meatballs which are too expensive,i use 1 dollar deviled ham.i sit down and eat this delicious cuisine and watch some japanese shit videos."

Why you get 2 varieties of jackin jelly? You like to mix up your own concoction? You mix some of that cheap cologne in, so you can pretend you are getting worked over buy some muscle bound twink in an Ed Hardy shirt?

Hey, did I inspire your choice of the words "piss poor"? I just used that expression.

I think pork enthusiasts would get angry and confused when they walked into Jerkule's version of the Hamvention and smelled nothing but seafood.

20 summer sausages for only... $10.00!

im still gonna eat chorizo.i never knew exactly what was in it before.and by commercial do you mean mexican?because by the article he said hed cook it before with the casing.thats the spanish kind.

anyway chorizo is delicious and fine if you dont eat it all the time.also he didnt add egg.

You sure you wanna' cook for a living Figgs? Commercial, in this case, means "cheap and mass-produced". You know, like the shit you buy in Walmart that's like nintey six cents. Commercial chorizo is made out of what is commonly called "variety meats" which means, "shit we should have launched in the dumpster, but found cost-effective ways to utilize it'. Hearts, glands, all that wonderful shit. Nodody told you to stop eating chorizo. I just hope to fucking God, as an aspiring chef, you know the difference between real chorizo, which is usually made from pork shoulder, and commercial chorizo which is made out of lips and assholes.