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#65086 - 10/22/04 06:33 AM What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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I wonder how this clown got into porn but what do ya'll think he'd be doing if that didn't happen. My theories: the dwarf in dwarf tossing, gay hustler, rogaine test subject, dish washer, newspaper delivery boy? ok folks, theorize...
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#65087 - 10/22/04 06:38 AM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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#65088 - 10/22/04 07:24 AM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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#65089 - 10/22/04 02:05 PM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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#65090 - 10/22/04 04:07 PM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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Used car salesman




Intelligent minds do think alike. I would assume some sort of sales or marketing job as well. But think about it without BI we wouldn't have gotten the slap happy series either. Now think about what kind of loss to mankind that would have been.

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#65091 - 10/22/04 04:40 PM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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You are right again Have2, I am very happy that Brandon has chosen this field of work- my answer was only to the purely hypothetical question of what if he couldn't do porn- thankfully he can,And although i think he would be a good used car salesman there is no way in hell i would buy a car from him
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#65092 - 10/22/04 05:05 PM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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......there is no way in hell i would buy a car from him




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#65093 - 10/23/04 03:01 AM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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i just thank God that he chose porn!

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#65094 - 10/23/04 03:49 AM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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a lot more sheep
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#65095 - 10/23/04 07:11 AM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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i just thank God that he chose porn!




are you out of your mind?

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#65096 - 10/23/04 10:25 AM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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Salesman would be me first answer too. If he weren't in porn, he'd have to shill something.

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#65097 - 10/23/04 11:37 AM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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I was just going to say that half of the management end of porn would probably be selling auto parts or something. The rest would be lawyers because it's still the most lucrative field if you enjoy screwing people.

What would Rocco be doing? WWRD?
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#65098 - 10/23/04 12:01 PM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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1. Chippendales dancer...so he could be around all that male meat.

2. jizz mopper at a bookstore
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#65099 - 10/24/04 06:39 AM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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ok so far the tally is:
professional chess player
catholic priest
used car salesman
chippendales dancer
jizz mopper
sheep fucker

let's keep it going and when this thread loses steam, I'll post my theory...
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#65100 - 10/24/04 07:16 AM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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#65101 - 10/24/04 07:38 AM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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What would ALL OF US be doing without porn??? MMMM????

That s the real question.
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#65102 - 10/24/04 08:06 AM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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#65103 - 10/24/04 12:05 PM Re: What would Brandon Iron be doing w/o porn?
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