Wait, here's a better idea. Change everybody's designation to "KSEX listener." If he sics that rabid KSEX in-house legal team on you like he did to Selena (hahahahaha), I'll back you up.

Wankus, isn't there some kind of limit to the number of cease and desist letters you can crib from Google in one year?

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.