I love this. Some pencil-necked dork with a head like a Sharpee writes a legal cease and desist letter and signs it Wankus. Tremble before my legal statues and aggregate constituenting circumstances!

No, but wait. He then lists the rankings we have, drawing attention to the fact that "KSEX DJ" is, in some people's opinions, less than flattering. You're a walking PR machine, Wanko, bravo!

I'm not an expert in trademark law but I know it pretty well. Let's do legal name that tune: I would guess I could destroy that claim in... three filings. (not for any good it'd do: who would try to make money by ripping off a ripped-off concept that doesn't make hell for money?) I don't work for free, though I am a petty and vindictive man. So if the Bears get killed in Tampa in the first half, I'll devote three hours to a little informal prior usage inventory, just for giggles, because who knows, I may someday want to take out my wallet and set it on fire by reclaiming my reputation via an internet radio station suspended over the question: "Do you do double anal?"