Now the triumphant return of the persecuted martyr. Like a modern-day civil rights gladiator armed with the vernacular of Samuel Clemens, I was once again forced to fall on my sword in the name of protecting all of your 1st Amendment free-speech rights. Endlessly and mercilessly attacked for my traditional conservative values, I feel I have proven to everyone that "Republican" is the new N-word.

Speaking of the N-word, I'll lay off. But maybe someone can explain why my Jew lawyer (thanks for sticking up for me) gets to call me GyroNigger without any punishment or admonishment.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.